There's no might about it...I predict it'll be no time at all until the 11,000 comes up...I know (pretty much) the average daily post count, you see!!!

I love stats!!!

Very distant sibling rivalry!

Understatement of the Thread of the Century - so far!
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You are our resident Stats Expert When exactly do you predict the 11,000 posts will be reached?

Maths rules......

You are scaring me now Muttley ...... step away from the slide rule

Hi everyone. Just thought I'd pop in and drop off my nominations for the Dirkys before I change my mind about what I've decided (for about the 10th time!)


Best task moment: His ice cube licking technique
Best diary room entry: BB " What have you learned from your time in BB, Dirk?"
Dirk "I'm not funny"
Best nomination of a HM: Jade for being poison (amongst other things)
Best reaction to an eviction:After Jade's eviction "I'm going to bed"
Best Shirk moment: Sitting with his arm around her to keep her warm after the obstacle course
Best awwww bless moment: His determination to catch the salmon...and his excitement when he achieved it
Best Dirky Dancing: Me and Mrs Jones
Best hairstyle: Wet and slicked back
Best bum shot: I don't have a favourite. They're all pretty good!
Best yellow jacket moment: Discarding it during his Me and Mrs Jones dance
Best outfit (eviction): All in black on final night
Best outfit (non-eviction): He always looked cute in his pyjamas
Best one-liner in a comedy moment: After the other HMs had been singing the A Team theme while Dirk helped Ian retrieve the cereal box from on top of the cupboard
"I do play that when I have sex but other than that..."
Best one-liner in a dramatic moment: To Cleo's 'hilarious' alter ego, Tiara "I'll give you a smacker alright"
Best one liner in a romantic moment: Shilpa "I only had one and half pieces of toast for lunch, that's all"
Dirk "I don't think I can afford to feed you"
Best HM in a Dirk supporting role: Jermaine or Leo for giving him somebody to talk to
Worst HM in an anti-Dirk supporting role: Cleo
Best CBB moment: The Jackson 5 tribute performance (especially when they beat Jade's team)

hmm..depends how tired you are! If we stick around another hour that should do it!

Otherwise, what with lazy bones on Sunday mornings, around 12.00 tomorrow!

I'm getting more and more convinced we need a DNA test done

It is only now and after I have voted on the Dirkies that I think that this might have been the best moment of the series.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/s...unched+the+air

I just remember feeling so shocked and so elated and so ashamed of myself for being so emotionally involved with a reality show.

As long as it doesn't involve Jeremy Kyle!

Thanks for voting! Loving your work!!!

*packs turkey baster into suitcase*

What? Oh, I just thought it might come in handy for something while we're there getting samples.

Do not fear, I might make a few special secret awards along the way...

I was thinking more of a couple of hairs from his head, gmr!!!!!!
Last edited by Almira Gulch : 18-02-2007 at 00:57

That was the best result ever of a double eviction. Its just a shame they had to leave Jack behind

I was confident that Dirk wouldn't go but wasn't sure that Cleo would so was also overjoyed when it was her who left with Jo who was a foregone conclusion

I admit I may have emitted a high pitched girlie squeal.

Never...SR is to me what YJ is to Dirk! SR and I will never be divided!!!!

Actually, I don't even own a slide rule!!!

I like the way you included "divided" there Muttley!

Ah, right, OK, my mistake.

*replaces turkey baster with tweezers*

..I ran around the lounge and then did a silly little dance!!!

And to see just how much of the vote Cleo had taken up against someone as unpopular as Jo was the icing on the case!!!!!

*takes a bow*

No, haven't seen it - maybe Dirk could do a remake? FOR REAL!!!!!!!

Well, I'm all for that!!!

Talking of Cleo, have any of her 'fans' responded to what was written in her appreciation thread last night?