So neither of you are anything to do with the turkey baster? - my this is confusing

No turkey basters are not in my job description

Well I really think that Dirk's J5 "trip" was planned........

And I think you can see him lining it up, just before it happens, too .........

Isn't that when he said: "Oh, something always goes wrong!"
Last edited by Almira Gulch : 20-02-2007 at 00:04

well in that case I will just have to force myself to watch it again to be sure lol

Have you had your job description or are you making it up to suit you? Its just that it seems to involve an awful lot of throwing yourself on Dirk - what an unholy thought Though who can blame you

Yes, please examine the evidence RGWT/BG

That will teach you to inflict images of Ron Moody onto unsuspecting people!

I think it was planned too - just as well he didn't injure himself because we all know who'd have been in there to treat him .............. RGWT

Lol - he would have enjoyed my massage....hell he still can if he wants too lol

I'm pretty much making it up as I go along. Though I take umbrage with anyone thinking I am throwing myself on just for fun.....no, no, no - its my job - honest
Last edited by RGWT : 20-02-2007 at 00:02

Well, just don't try and get in the dressing room, that's all I'm saying..........

You have been warned - don't do a Cleo, don't cross the line!!!!!

I won't don't worry. I'll be on him before he gets that far.......if he needs it of course, no fun involved

You two don't seem to possess quite the professional qualities I'm used to in this business - I think you may need retraining!

that's gmr

gmr was going to work hard tonight/didn't work hard tonight/watched the blue tornado film instead/gave in-depth review and character analysis/then pushed off to try and have a Dirky dream.

gmr is the turkey baster. It is confusing, I agree
Last edited by Almira Gulch : 20-02-2007 at 00:05

errrrrr - training as what??

I'm a little confused as to what we need the baster for.....I thought we were getting a hair sample

Its certainly looking more like MM 'IMPOSSIBLE' with every oment that goes by

Have some faith - all will come right in the end

That's EXACTLY what I said to gmr, but then we decided it would be a pity to leave it behind ........

As you put it like that - you're right

Its simple really - training as bodyguards who don't jump on Dirk at every possible moment for no good reason whatsoever other than that he's absolutely gorgeous and you can't help yourselves ........... that kind of training

Nah - I don't like the sound of that sorta training

But she hasn't worked out how to get it through customs yet - I can't wait for her explanation of what she needs it for

May I just remind you Cicero22, that you OWE ME BIG TIME for the Ron Moody incident?

RGWT and myself can skip the retraining I think - we have very professional qualities with regard to all things Dirk Benedict

Unless of course the training actually involved DB, in which case, I think we need it most urgently
Last edited by Almira Gulch : 20-02-2007 at 00:11

Oh thats simple - basting a turkey. We'll say it's some sort of british tradition that coincides with our time in the states We'll make out it's really obscure and only for some sort of religion. The United Sisterhood of Dirkites