Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“*ponders how YJ would speak*
Go Susann...
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“*ponders how YJ would speak*
Go Susann...
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Am thinking its a bit like how sooty speaks to Matthew.
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I owe it all to Dirk really. Dirk for the best part carried me through and let me cling to him many a time. When it rained , it poured and so he was a handy shoulder to cry on
When I was on a high and did a impromptu strip
Dirk never let me go too far and saved me embarrasment, When Cleo hung around me to get a feel, Dirk saw her off. He taught me humour and compassion and even lent me to one of his nemesis, which was maybe a bit bad of him
maybe I had upset him that day
But I forgave him, who could stay mad at Dirk for long, not I
Dirk never let me stray far from his side and we often shared a cuddle together, sometimes joined by Shilpa
Dirk took me dancing with him, which I loved him for
And now I share in Dirk's joy of having my very own Dirkling YJ fan club.
I owe it all to Dirk really. Dirk for the best part carried me through and let me cling to him many a time. When it rained , it poured and so he was a handy shoulder to cry on
When I was on a high and did a impromptu strip
Dirk never let me go too far and saved me embarrasment, When Cleo hung around me to get a feel, Dirk saw her off. He taught me humour and compassion and even lent me to one of his nemesis, which was maybe a bit bad of him
maybe I had upset him that day
But I forgave him, who could stay mad at Dirk for long, not I
Dirk never let me stray far from his side and we often shared a cuddle together, sometimes joined by Shilpa
Dirk took me dancing with him, which I loved him for
And now I share in Dirk's joy of having my very own Dirkling YJ fan club.
I owe it all to Dirk really. Dirk for the best part carried me through and let me cling to him many a time. When it rained , it poured and so he was a handy shoulder to cry on
When I was on a high and did a impromptu strip
Dirk never let me go too far and saved me embarrasment, When Cleo hung around me to get a feel, Dirk saw her off. He taught me humour and compassion and even lent me to one of his nemesis, which was maybe a bit bad of him
maybe I had upset him that day. But I forgave him, who could stay mad at Dirk for long, not I
Dirk never let me stray far from his side and we often shared a cuddle together, sometimes joined by Shilpa. Dirk took me dancing with him, which I loved him for. And now I share in Dirk's joy of having my very own Dirkling YJ fan club.
I owe it all to Dirk really. Dirk for the best part carried me through and let me cling to him many a time. When it rained , it poured and so he was a handy shoulder to cry on
When I was on a high and did a impromptu strip
Dirk never let me go too far and saved me embarrasment, When Cleo hung around me to get a feel, Dirk saw her off. He taught me humour and compassion and even lent me to one of his nemesis, which was maybe a bit bad of him
maybe I had upset him that day
But I forgave him, who could stay mad at Dirk for long, not I
Dirk never let me stray far from his side and we often shared a cuddle together, sometimes joined by Shilpa
Dirk took me dancing with him, which I loved him for
And now I share in Dirk's joy of having my very own Dirkling YJ fan club.
I owe it all to Dirk really. Dirk for the best part carried me through and let me cling to him many a time. When it rained , it poured and so he was a handy shoulder to cry on
When I was on a high and did a impromptu strip
Dirk never let me go too far and saved me embarrasment, When Cleo hung around me to get a feel, Dirk saw her off. He taught me humour and compassion and even lent me to one of his nemesis, which was maybe a bit bad of him
maybe I had upset him that day
But I forgave him, who could stay mad at Dirk for long, not I
Dirk never let me stray far from his side and we often shared a cuddle together, sometimes joined by Shilpa
Dirk took me dancing with him, which I loved him for
And now I share in Dirk's joy of having my very own Dirkling YJ fan club.
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I owe it all to Dirk really. Dirk for the best part carried me through and let me cling to him many a time. When it rained , it poured and so he was a handy shoulder to cry on
When I was on a high and did a impromptu strip
Dirk never let me go too far and saved me embarrasment, When Cleo hung around me to get a feel, Dirk saw her off. He taught me humour and compassion and even lent me to one of his nemesis, which was maybe a bit bad of him
maybe I had upset him that day
But I forgave him, who could stay mad at Dirk for long, not I
Dirk never let me stray far from his side and we often shared a cuddle together, sometimes joined by Shilpa
Dirk took me dancing with him, which I loved him for
And now I share in Dirk's joy of having my very own Dirkling YJ fan club. 

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I don't think I can take any more shocks re YJ -
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You wot? Me again? Fack me, I already said somefing earlier, I dunno what to say this time. S'pose I'd better fank me mum though for 'avin' me, else I wouldn'ta got this award would I? Cheers anyway, it's just fantastic.
Jade is clearly my muse
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this will make you wonder
i felt like YJ had rejected it >>sniffle