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Originally Posted by Susann:
“YELLOW JACKET:
Alluring, Beguiling, Charismatic, Dirkified, Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious, Hypnotic, Incredible, Jiggy, Kewl, Loving, Marvellous, Notorious, Obedient, Pornographic & Playful, Quirky, Risque, Surreal, Talkative
Uplifting, Vigorous, Wanton, X-uberant, Yellow Zippered
He's Alluring, He's Beguiling, Charismatic too
Let's not forget he's Dirkified, who? Well here's a clue,
He's Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious and Hypnotic,
He's Incredible and Jiggy with it, certainly not robotic
How kewl is he, how Loving, how Marvellous to behold
With Dirk he has a special bond, He makes sure Dirk's not cold
He's now so Notorious, but Obedient to his Dirk
Sometimes Pornographic and Playful, and Quirky in his work
He can be Risque, he's so Surreal, and Talkative when let free rein
He's so uplifting, when Dirk is down. He really feels Dirk's pain
He's Vigorous, he's Wanton, X-uberant and Yellow
And of course he's Zippered. All in all a very special fellow 
”
“YELLOW JACKET:
Alluring, Beguiling, Charismatic, Dirkified, Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious, Hypnotic, Incredible, Jiggy, Kewl, Loving, Marvellous, Notorious, Obedient, Pornographic & Playful, Quirky, Risque, Surreal, Talkative
Uplifting, Vigorous, Wanton, X-uberant, Yellow Zippered He's Alluring, He's Beguiling, Charismatic too
Let's not forget he's Dirkified, who? Well here's a clue,
He's Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious and Hypnotic,
He's Incredible and Jiggy with it, certainly not robotic
How kewl is he, how Loving, how Marvellous to behold
With Dirk he has a special bond, He makes sure Dirk's not cold
He's now so Notorious, but Obedient to his Dirk
Sometimes Pornographic and Playful, and Quirky in his work
He can be Risque, he's so Surreal, and Talkative when let free rein
He's so uplifting, when Dirk is down. He really feels Dirk's pain
He's Vigorous, he's Wanton, X-uberant and Yellow
And of course he's Zippered. All in all a very special fellow
”
Absolutely brilliant!!
On to gmr on the less pleasant subject of Jade
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“Zaftig is like womanly or something isn't it? Dunno the other one though.
”
“Zaftig is like womanly or something isn't it? Dunno the other one though.
”
Well done gmr is womanly, sexually attractive etc - one of the Clever Clogs for you
The other word Xenial means hospitable to strangers and foreigners!
Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“On to gmr on the less pleasant subject of Jade”
“On to gmr on the less pleasant subject of Jade”
Go gmr....you can do it.....
Originally Posted by Susann:
“YELLOW JACKET:
Alluring, Beguiling, Charismatic, Dirkified, Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious, Hypnotic, Incredible, Jiggy, Kewl, Loving, Marvellous, Notorious, Obedient, Pornographic & Playful, Quirky, Risque, Surreal, Talkative Uplifting, Vigorous, Wanton, X-uberant, Yellow Zippered
He's Alluring, He's Beguiling, Charismatic too
Let's not forget he's Dirkified, who? Well here's a clue,
He's Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious and Hypnotic,
He's Incredible and Jiggy with it, certainly not robotic
How kewl is he, how Loving, how Marvellous to behold
With Dirk he has a special bond, He makes sure Dirk's not cold
He's now so Notorious, but Obedient to his Dirk
Sometimes Pornographic and Playful, and Quirky in his work
He can be Risque, he's so Surreal, and Talkative when let free rein
He's so uplifting, when Dirk is down. He really feels Dirk's pain
He's Vigorous, he's Wanton, X-uberant and Yellow
And of course he's Zippered. All in all a very special fellow ”
“YELLOW JACKET:
Alluring, Beguiling, Charismatic, Dirkified, Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious, Hypnotic, Incredible, Jiggy, Kewl, Loving, Marvellous, Notorious, Obedient, Pornographic & Playful, Quirky, Risque, Surreal, Talkative
Uplifting, Vigorous, Wanton, X-uberant, Yellow Zippered He's Alluring, He's Beguiling, Charismatic too
Let's not forget he's Dirkified, who? Well here's a clue,
He's Energetic, Flirtatious, Glorious and Hypnotic,
He's Incredible and Jiggy with it, certainly not robotic
How kewl is he, how Loving, how Marvellous to behold
With Dirk he has a special bond, He makes sure Dirk's not cold
He's now so Notorious, but Obedient to his Dirk
Sometimes Pornographic and Playful, and Quirky in his work
He can be Risque, he's so Surreal, and Talkative when let free rein
He's so uplifting, when Dirk is down. He really feels Dirk's pain
He's Vigorous, he's Wanton, X-uberant and Yellow
And of course he's Zippered. All in all a very special fellow
”
That is just brilliant.
Originally Posted by Dirk's Peerage:
“Before I go, I must say, I don't think Shilpa should ever be called "stupid" - WHATEVER your reason might be!”
“Before I go, I must say, I don't think Shilpa should ever be called "stupid" - WHATEVER your reason might be!”
Welcome Dirk's Peerage
Would think the "stupid" is only meant in the context that Shilpa turned our dear Dirk down and not for any other reason - at least, that's how I have read it.
Well done all of you- your efforts up to now are First Class !
Dirk would be proud of you all
pornographic
is this when Dirk was wearing only YJ when watching liverpool win the champions league?
is this when Dirk was wearing only YJ when watching liverpool win the champions league?
From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' 
, Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister
Originally Posted by nonsuch:
“Welcome Dirk's Peerage
Would think the "stupid" is only meant in the context that Shilpa turned our dear Dirk down and not for any other reason - at least, that's how I have read it.”
“Welcome Dirk's Peerage
Would think the "stupid" is only meant in the context that Shilpa turned our dear Dirk down and not for any other reason - at least, that's how I have read it.”
Yes, because clearly she's totally NOT stupid in all other ways....
Originally Posted by Hera:
“Well done Susann ...love the poem !! How on earth can we all do something so cool as yours now!! ”
“Well done Susann
...love the poem !! How on earth can we all do something so cool as yours now!! ”
I needed to make sure I had one half decent one, as my Carole one is so over the top
I might not show that one now
Originally Posted by Fruits:
“pornographic
is this when Dirk was wearing only YJ when watching liverpool win the champions league?”
“pornographic
is this when Dirk was wearing only YJ when watching liverpool win the champions league?”
*be still my beating heart*
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher , Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
darn you used my X!!!!
Great work, though!!!!
Originally Posted by Susann:
“I needed to make sure I had one half decent one, as my Carole one is so over the top I might not show that one now ”
“I needed to make sure I had one half decent one, as my Carole one is so over the top
I might not show that one now ”
You must post the poem in the YJ thread....
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher , Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
Wailing banshee - yes, yes, yes!!!
Diva - you're on with Danielle
Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“darn you used my X!!!!
Great work, though!!!!”
“darn you used my X!!!!
Great work, though!!!!
”
Oops, sorry! So apt it's worth using twice though.
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher , Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
Fantastic, totally spot on
LMAO at Wailing Banshee!!
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher , Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
That's Jade to a T. So goody
Kebab Flasher
Originally Posted by nonsuch:
“Welcome Dirk's Peerage
Would think the "stupid" is only meant in the context that Shilpa turned our dear Dirk down and not for any other reason - at least, that's how I have read it.
Well done all of you- your efforts up to now are First Class ! Dirk would be proud of you all ”
“Welcome Dirk's Peerage
Would think the "stupid" is only meant in the context that Shilpa turned our dear Dirk down and not for any other reason - at least, that's how I have read it.
Well done all of you- your efforts up to now are First Class !
Dirk would be proud of you all ”
Thank you for realising that - when i read all the rather horrible words on this forum it's amazing that the only one commented on is 'stupid'
Every word in my next list is worse than that
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher , Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
“From the lovely YJ to the less delightful Jade...
Abhorrent, Basketcase, Chavtastic, Demonic, Egomaniac, F*ckwit, Grotesque, Harpy, Ignoramous, Judgemental, Kebab flasher
, Ludicrous, Mingin' , Narcissistic, Odious, Psychotic, Quarrelsome, Repugnant, Spawn of the Devil , Tyrannical, Unbalanced, Virago, Wailing Banshee, Xenophobic , Yob, Z-lister ”
Brilliant
. Kebab flasher
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