Yeah I am very lucky with him

LOL I know prob not too hard too guess

All this Dirk loving sure is an expensive business...

I am going to nip off for a while now, sees you later

See you later Susann

Think I'm going to have a trawl back and look at all the youtube links - I'm on my own at work so some Dirk ogling sounds like an ideal time to pass the time

Ok its a bit of a weird 'un. Basically set in my home town. Something bad like a war happened and all hell broke lose. I was trying to get home with my kids.....and I seemed to be under the impression that I had 5 not 4 I was going into shops and trying to bulk buy food.....this was in places where no shops actually exist I managed to buy lots of meat pies. I got home and found my front door had been kicked in.....everything was fine indoors and I was told that it was a 'script man' after a payment. Then people kept turning up and begging me to let them stay. I was trying to fix the front door....Dirk was there by then and I was begging him to help me fix the front door cos all these people wanted to stay and I couldnt say no and I just didnt have enough food. It was all lawlessness outside with roaming gangs etc. In the end I got the door fixed and was trying hard to ration the food. A few of the men were venturing out and I remember begging Dirk to find food as we were down to just a few spoonfuls a day each. Each time he went out for hrs and came back with a tin or claiming there was nothing to be found. In the end out of desperation I went out and everything was fine. The troubles had ended ages before and he had been going out and eating ect and not telling us - I was not a happy bunny at all
Last edited by RGWT : 07-03-2007 at 09:50

Hiya everyone

Popped in for a Dirky fix - he calms me so. Miss him I do xx
I'm sad to say I cannot appeal for my sons school placement as we have as much chance of moving as Cleo winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Zilch. We're so far down the waiting list at No. 49 the school we want is simply a dream. I've spoke to the whole world and his wife about his and theres no chance it's so over-subscribed every year Still, having spoke to the vice principal of the school we've been lumped with, I'm feeling more positive. Phew I hear lol.

The school is improving year on year since they put in a new Headmistress to turn the school around and she doesn't approve of bullying at all. It's her number one priority to rid the school of it and she's performed some great achievements so far. The school is being totally rebuilt by 2009 so that's another plus as facilities will be modern. The building plan is really space age. Solar panels and oval buildings. Very environmentally friendly apparently. Anway, enough of that. My son is getting used to it and theres definitely more good kids than bad going so we'll be ok. I'll make damn sure of it. Time to move on, accept things as they are and look to the positives. My OH said if I don't cheer up soon I'll end up in hospital .... after tripping on my bottom lip, straight down the stairs lol. He's such a help bless.

I'll try and catch up properly on this thread - outstanding feat Red-Eye, you read the whole thread ?? Wow. Thats dedication for you. well done

I see YJ has sneakily crept into the dreams of some of you - the cheeky little garment must be my turn soon - i hope its only Dirk, Me, YJ and nothing else. He better not bring any of his other clothy mates, unless its glasses. i love glasses.

Lots to do today so I bid you farewell and look forward to a good chat later tonight. Is anyone going to watch Louise Redknapp dieting down to a Size zero tonight? ITV 9pm. I'll be in after that. Have a great day all xxx

Quick hellooooooooooo RG xxxxxxxxxxxx

you loon
spare child ?
meat pies ?
Dirk withholding food ?
stuff of nightmares that is ! poor you. Hope you give him a good seeing to for being a meanie in your next one

Later lovelies, gotta go now xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am more than willing if he is

I just love your dream RG Very, very amusing, even if Dirk wasn't being very nice to you in it. It had me laughing here

don't know if anybody as seen this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWP-qFzBp5E

Greetings Dirlings!

Well I have no news to bring you but I was just feeling neighbourly and wanted to pop in and say hello. Er, "Hello!"

I think when I reach my own milestone of 1,000 posts I may have to do a solo samba through here for the fun of it. I hope you are all still here then, as I post rarely!

Hi Starry and LF

There is going to be a Yellow Jacket party, Friday, in the YJ appreciation thread Come join us if you can It should be fun We shall probably be congaing in Dirk's thread also at some point
Last edited by Susann : 07-03-2007 at 12:22

Lol......I actually missed out the part where I was trying to decide if salad cream was a good replacement for milk.....I decided against using it

Weyhey - another party!! Would love to attend, thank you. I hope it's alright to bring a few friends.....the more the merrier for a conga line.

Oh my god guys, you won't belieeeeeve what i've just seen, i feel so privalaged . Back laters with some goodies

Salad cream a replacement for milk

Next time you have a Dirky dream, try and make him all nice and dirkified in it

I tired to dream of him by concentrating on his face as I fell into a sleep, but I still didn't I was hoping for a lucid dream, where I could control the outcome

Bring as many friends as you like Mutt's has arranged a little YJ task for some of us, it should a fun evening.
Last edited by Susann : 07-03-2007 at 13:07

You can't say something like that and then just run off Come back! Is it to do with Dirk?

oh yes i can!


very much so!

Hi Everyone!

Just popping in for a quickkie


Glad you're feeling better RGWT - hope the tooth is too I think your hectic dream proves
that Dirk is a rubbish hunter/gatherer, who gets away with it because of ......... his writing ability


Hi to Laughing Fairy - the legend who first alerted us to the JJ & The Coach Dirk interview!!!!!!!
Roll on your 1,000th - and you just have to do it here LF!!!!!!


So glad that Trixie is feeling more positive about the new school for her son - it sounds like it's got a great Head in charge - so fingers crossed

And finally, Fruits, ....... STOP TEASING US!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Almira G : 07-03-2007 at 13:40

Hi Almira

Fruit's, is it another Dirk film or something or yet more Dirk pics? I want to know
Last edited by Susann : 07-03-2007 at 13:34

Hi Susann!!!!!


Yeah, come on Fruits, spill the beans and stop dangling those Dirk carrots in front of us all the time!!!!!




*remembers must go to the greengrocers later*
Last edited by Almira G : 07-03-2007 at 13:38

I've popped in for a quickie too

I just want to echo what Almira has just said rather than repeat the same thing

Come on Fruits - out with it!

And well done to Muttley on baggng the 27,000th post
Last edited by DenJ : 07-03-2007 at 13:39

Who wants to play a little game, or shall i save it for later when more of us are about?

Hi DenJ!!!!!! And how are YOU today?

YES!!!!!! COME ON FRUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!