Oh if ONLY they were on Digital Spy - there must be just an OUTSIDE chance?!!!!!
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And some fantastic ones from season 2.

(B.A. has been drugged before a flight)
Amy - He really does look so peaceful when he sleeps.
Face - Well, at least this time he went out with a smile on his face.

Face - It sounds like World War five.
BA - Hey, man, it sounds like Hannibal!

Bad Guy - Don't make a sound.
Murdock - Does that mean all sound or just words because when I get nervous I make this little sound in the back of my throat?

Face - Murdock, what's going to happen?
Murdock - We're going to crash
Face - What's really going to happen?
Murdock - We're going to crash and die!

(Face finds only one parachute in the plane which is about to crash)
Face - Just one parachute… I'll jump and go for help.
Hannibal – No!

B.A: Murdock crashed the plane didn't he.
Murdock: No no no no no, I simply relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudice, because of a total loss of thrust and lift functions!!

(Face and Murdock have both been captured and are tied down to a chair)
Murdock – How’d they get you?”
Face – Well I hate to admit it, they lured me with a girl. I feel so easy”
Murdock – Could be worse. I fell for a dog
Face – Well at least mine was pretty
Murdock Oh I fell for a dog
Face – Yeah. You know I can’t figure out how they are gonna get BA. He can’t be hurt, the man is indestructible.
(Scene goes to a sick BA who he is being helped out of the van by Hannibal and taken to the see the doctor)

Amy - Lone Star 4, got a fare at the YMCA.
Face - YMCA? Uh, listen, Amy, give that to Captain Cab, will ya? I don't do pickups at men's organisations. Hair salons, fashion boutiques, any place a pretty girl can be found.

Amy - Murdock, why are you eating a sandwich that's frozen?
Murdock - I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. It releases space hamsters into my bloodstream.

Restaurant owner - All closed up!
B.A.- Just got new hours, sucka, now get out the way!
Restaurant owner - Uh, would anyone like some coffee?
Face - Ah, that'd be nice.
Restaurant owner - How would you like it?
B.A. - In a cup, fool!

Murdock - (Explaining his version of how he can speak and read Chinese.) What can I say? One day I had a gonzo headache and before it went away I could read and speak Chinese. And it was a bad afternoon, too, lemme tell you.

(Mrs. Hicks sees Murdock's psychology book)
Mrs. Hicks - Are you a psychiatrist, Mr. Murdock?
Murdock - No, ma'am, I'm insane.

Face - So anyway, Hannibal, she was kidnapped from her apartment and me; I was thrown from a tenth-story window.
Hannibal - Now, Face, you don't have to exaggerate to make your point.

Girl - Wait a minute, this is insane.
Murdock - This? Definitely this isn't even close. You want insane, ask me to write you a letter sometime.

Face - Just what exactly do you want from us? You say your society doesn't believe in violence. Well, we're not exactly caterers.
Old guy - We want you to build our meeting house.
Hannibal - We're not exactly carpenters, either.

I really need a life now!!

C'mon you can De Lurk here, we don't you any harm

Why would they be afraid of US?!?!?!?!!!
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Didn't tell you two about my dirk dream last night which was really funny.We were in West Indies getting ready to watch Cricket World Cup. I was teaching him how to play cricket. I gave him the bat showed him how to hit ball.

It was his turn everytime he hit the ball dropped the bat he did four runs. I think he thought i was teaching him baseball. We watched the first match involving Australia. I was looking for Adam Gilchrist, he signed my autograph book. Dirk got jealous, in an australian accent he said she 's my foxy lady, AG ran off.

Yeah, come on all you Benedictines - you know you want to come and join us!!!!!!!
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Look at us - make a note of our names and then run like hell

*waves at Dirk's boys if they are out there*.

If they were lurking around this forum i think they might be shocked with our obsession over their dad.

Sometimes I'm afraid of us and I am one of us

Nice dream, diva!!!!!!!
How do you manage to get TWO of your dream men into one dream?

The closest I've ever got is the Yellow Jacket one and that JJ (Jackson, not the Coach) coming out of Smiths

Blimey we sound like the Loose Women
ARGH that cow Malone is still presenting it, i wonder when Kay will b back
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZKDugTpVgA

I love Dirk but i havnt heard much about him since bb

I am afraid to say that i am afraid of you RG .

Why dat den?

No idea
Dirk was wearing one of them St George's hats, maybe that's why Adam ran off

Noooooooooo, RGWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it, people might think it's TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
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He has been very low key since he left

Nah - I am sure they love us all

Nah im kidding . Your a little puddy cat really .

As i say hopefully dirk will pop up over to UK over Summer/Autumn that should b enough rest time.

awwwwww........I promise not to do a GG cat like impression

I still can't believe that Carole Malone is presenting that programme

And apart from all the other obvious reasons -

SHE JUST CAN'T READ AN AUTOCUE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nooooooooooooooooo....not the GG cat impression RG . That brings back horrible yucky memories .

Edit - *Imagines Dirk doing a puddy cat impression . I need to stop day dreaming. *

Hopefully she'll fade back into whatever minor fame she had before and leave our tv screens for good

I'll never forget looking at hubby when that was on and realising we were both grimacing