Dirk ♥ Starbuck ♥ Face ♥ ...Appreciation (merged) (Part 6)

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diva queen

11-03-2007

Quote:
“Originally Posted by Cicero22
Anyway my 2nd magnificent seven are as follows (and its not often I vcan say I am most proud of Donny's entry):

Donny 'DOA Drunk On Arrival' Tourette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_0Rx780Uk

Ian 'Sittin' on a fence' Watkins (sorry Muttley)

Cleo 'I'm going slightly mad' Roccos ('Devil Woman' already taken)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI

Dirk 'Man from the south (with a big cigar in his mouth)' Benedict

Jackiey 'Blame it on my mouth' Budden

Jack 'Silence is Golden' Tweedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI_robvSMkg

and finally

Jade 'The Bitch is Back' Goody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig3tgyYiAM

Thats the lot for the moment - enjoy”

Bravo Cicero i would have used Muse music for Donny not Foo Fighters.

Muttley76

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by California Girl:
“Good Lord, Dirklings - What does Mel look like in that pink dress - a bl**dy blamounge (or however you spell it - don't actually know what it is I just know the expression!!)”

She normally wears something that fits in with the song she's singing....

It's called comedy....

Cicero22

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Rondelle:
“CELEBRITY HOUSE OF HORROR - THE REVENGE

Part 1

It was 6 months since Celebrity House of Horror and Dirk Benedict was beginning to recover from the ordeal. The tranquility of his home in Montana had worked its magic. He no longer felt compelled to sleep with a loaded shotgun by his bed. He realised Fag Ash Lil wasnt going to come and get him. Dirk felt it was time to go back to work.

An offer came from his old friend, the film director Den Bussell. He was making a new musical based on the plot of Dante's Inferno. Dirk thought it sounded like a lot of fun and Den was a very persuasive man.

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Yes girls, Dirk was back in town.

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It was lovely seeing Den again and Dirk caught up with some of his other Celebrity House of Horror pals too. Cato popped by. But Dirk, sensing that Cato had become unnaturally attached to him, gently asked him to back off.

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Meow also got in touch. She'd phone Dirk night and day.

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She'd perfected a 30 second belch and liked to ring Dirk at 3am and make him laugh at it. Some times the phone rang and there was just silence. Dirk found these calls the most disconcerting.

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She had developed a new comedy character, Tart was her name. Tart liked to accost Dirk in the street and try to lure him into dark doorways for God knows what purpose.

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Sometimes Tart would just stand in the street and gesticulate obscenely at him.

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Dirk wasn't particularly troubled by this new persona. He knew how to deal with tart's. As long as Tart was there then Fag Ash Lil wasn't and that suited him.

But what of Hoopla. Dirk hadn't seen her since the wrap party.

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He thought of her often, sometimes crying himself to sleep, the tears trickling onto his pillow. I hope that's tear's Dirk!

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Since Celebrity House of Horror, runner up, Hoopla had become a huge media star. You couldn't switch on the TV or open a newspaper without seeing Hoopla staring out at you. She'd been on the cover of Vogue, Cosmopolitan, Horse and Hound.

She'd met the Queen, and the Prime Minister - Mrs Thatcher I believe it was in this timeframe. Several minor Royals wanted to marry her.

Hoopla had become a new noun in the revised English Dictionaries.

Definition -

Hoopla n. - A great amount of public fuss, commotion or uproar with attendant publicity or media interest (slang)

They'd even named a fairground game after her.

But despite all this fame and adulation, Hoopla wasn't happy.

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Something was missing. Where was her man. Where was Dirk. What was he doing right this very moment.

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Den, wonderful old stick that he was, decided that something had to be done to bring these two together. He invited them both to his lovely home in the New Forest.

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Within days Dirk asked Hoopla to be his wife.

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Their wedding soon followed. Hoopla looked lovely in her 1980's style polyester frock. Dirk just looked lovely.

The Vicar asked if any person knew of any lawful impediment why ... Oh heck, who's that lurking at the back in a bad wig. Just when we were expecting a happy ending.

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Tune in next time to find out who this new comedy character is and whether she will stop the Dirk and Hoopla's marriage.”

Brilliant as always - love the fairground game named after Hoopla - like I said, just brilliant

Rondelle

11-03-2007

She looks like Doris Day

Cicero22

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by rainbow321:
“A song title for Donnie, Ken and Leo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjR-3GeWjHY”

Excellent

Cicero22

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by diva queen:
“This songs suits Jack because of the way he was when he entered CBB with Jade.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8Z1MpcyqQU”

Cruel but true

Muttley76

11-03-2007

Shuan - very cutsie....

diva queen

11-03-2007

I hear Mel ain't dressed nicely

Sorry Muttley

Cicero22

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by gmr73:
“Brilliant as ever.

Evening all. ”

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo there

Rondelle

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Anyway my 2nd magnificent seven are as follows (and its not often I vcan say I am most proud of Donny's entry):

Donny 'DOA Drunk On Arrival' Tourette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_0Rx780Uk

Ian 'Sittin' on a fence' Watkins (sorry Muttley)

Cleo 'I'm going slightly mad' Roccos ('Devil Woman' already taken)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI

Dirk 'Man from the south (with a big cigar in his mouth)' Benedict

Jackiey 'Blame it on my mouth' Budden

Jack 'Silence is Golden' Tweedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI_robvSMkg

and finally

Jade 'The Bitch is Back' Goody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig3tgyYiAM

Thats the lot for the moment - enjoy”

Brilliant, love Cleo's, it kind of looks like her.

gmr73

11-03-2007

I've got a few songs for the CFA contestants...

Dirk (got carried away with him

)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMp9cFxsWVo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQrcXc2pG5s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHMFljXacGI
(This one could also be Ken or JJ)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V8CxudWEvA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TR8wph8wD0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfwEqRE6-Y

California Girl

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“She normally wears something that fits in with the song she's singing....

It's called comedy....”

Well it's more like horror to me! It's so not funny.... Colin looks cute! Ahhhhhhh bless!

Muttley76

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by diva queen:
“I hear Mel ain't dressed nicely
Sorry Muttley”

she is dressed up in charactor for her song.....same as she always is

It's a Doris Day 1950's look...

Cicero22

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“lol...very good, but Ian clearly was not on the fence the last week or so! He was more supportive of Dirk than he's two closest allies in the house were....”

I don't think you and I are ever going to agree on this!

California Girl

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“she is dressed up in charactor for her song.....same as she always is

It's a Doris Day 1950's look... ”

Yeah, Doris as a crackhead.....

Cicero22

11-03-2007

What is it about Dirklings and slagging off the way other people are dressed - ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're so naughty

Muttley76

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“I don't think you and I are ever going to agree on this!”

maybe not...but who was it who nominated his cheif tormenters? Jermaine? Nope! Shilpa? Nope - she nominated Dirk!!! Ian? Yes!

Muttley76

11-03-2007

LMAO at the picture of Richard!!!

California Girl

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“What is it about Dirklings and slagging off the way other people are dressed - ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're so naughty ”

Ignore me - I'm cranky with my stress related hangover!

gmr73

11-03-2007

Just came up with this for Jackiey, not sure it's quite true though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmmbZOZBmio

gmr73

11-03-2007

Mel was good on CFA.

Muttley76

11-03-2007

Hee, hee...Mel is great!!!

Mel 2 win!!!

Fruits

11-03-2007

yey for mel, that was funny

California Girl

11-03-2007

Ooops - Colin's up next.... Come on Colin!

Susann

11-03-2007

Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“Hee, hee...Mel is great!!!

Mel 2 win!!! ”

I've not been much impressed with Mel before, but that was brilliant

And I though Shaun improved and sounded really good with his song. I liked both those performances

I love Dirky

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