Please don't desribe any action between spotty tie guy and cat woman it sounds repugnent

Is this the one where he shaves his head?

woohoo 1300 pages!!!!!!

Hi guys I'm back !

So, what is the latest Dirky topic ?

Ooooooooooo! What Dirky Film are you watching right now RGWT ?!

I've finished the Dirky Drawing now! So I'm uploading it at the moment !


On Topic I Love Dirk !

I didn't notice...but yeah, wierd....

Also OT but in the IACGMOOH forum it is being reported that the Sun are running a front page story claiming that David Gest was evicted in error.....

WTF? She stops kissing Dirk to go and dance with a baldie with a ponytail.

cat woman having a go cos spotty tie man talking to another woman....she is acting all offended.....he gets all masterful and drags her off

ponytail guy and another fatman talking to wifey......some other man dressed less formall joined them

dirky opens case.....looks like a spy case....talking to 'sir' on cases phone......tone of voice he is worried.....still cute though

closes case

cuts to wife in an art studio talking to ponytail guy and the less formal guy

woo hoo!

Yeah, the big 1,300!!!!!!!!

I didn't spot David Baddiel either, but I'm starting to think we have special powers - as well as being specials that is.

OH that fluzzy... a bald head and a ponytail is that possible is it some sort af advanced mullet

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Evening Red-Eye.

I really must go to bed, but this porno film is just too gripping...

Goodnight to all you lovely Dirk fans I must admit I am Shattered.
I have had a lot of catching up to do on the thread; delved into various horoscopes and completed a page on London Theatre for my website today (how I wish I could have featured a production that Dirk was starring in - but I am ready when that happens) and on top of all that; I meant to celebrate my return to computer health last night with a bottle of wine - I didn't get around to it last night with all the excitement of being back in Dirkland, but, have more than made up for it tonight
I am a slow enough typer when sober but after nearly a bottle of wine; by the time I have finished this you will probably all be asleep before me

dirky at funfair on a shooting range - shooting very well.....won a huge teddy....(bit like ruckus that bit)

wandering round with bloomin great brown teddy under arm......kid approaches him says something.....dirky watching some men

men get on the roundabout.....dirky shootsman on roundabout......kid see's....dirky gives huge teddy to kid

dirky hurt.....throat cut by bloke on skates.......HE'S DEAD

Night, night nonsuch...

D Baddiel was DEFINITELY in the CFA audience - v quick shot at the beginning - I'm sure I haven't seen him on TV in ages!!!!


I agree, I think we are influencing the mass media in ways we don't understand (see also YJ thread)


If I hear 3 Lions any time soon, then there is no question, we Dirklings reign supreme
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lots of men talking to wifey...including ponytail man.....leading her off to id dirky......she goes into room....sheet over dirky.......man pulls sheet down.....its him.....it looks like his finger or thumb has been cut off

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought he escaped to an island? Or is that Ruckus?

Heya Red eye

RGWT is just watching a german dubbed porno with Dirk in it and she's telling us about it

can't wait to see ur picture

That was ruckus where he got the island.....I've lost interest now

erm, yeah, afraid so.....

this is almost as bad as the mongoose...

Oh no, I don't like it when Dirk dies at the end, this is so reminiscent of Ssssssssssss -

but without the green/gingery/scales element

shall i stop the commentary now dirkys dead??