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Just after the stork
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Anyone watched their special dvds yet?
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Haven't got mine yet.
![]() Just put disk 1 in.........so weird watching it all again......fantastic quality
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shh!
![]() I never said what it was Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn??
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Well it all starts when a bird impregnates a bee
.... or is it the other way round ....well theres a stork in there somewhere as well Oooo its a threesome....Kinky Cicero could u write a story ![]() ) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made
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I never said what it was
Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn?? ![]() hmmm....steady goes, though..
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*Cicero - this is your one big chance; don't screw it up by acting like a carrot
)*wonders if Dirk is preying he gets the lead or that he doesn't?* http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446o.jpg But no cigars no benedict http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446n.jpg *cicero wantcha doin,...cicero* http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446p.jpg |
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Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex
) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made ![]() I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
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Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex
) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made ![]() *has post coital cigarette* |
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hmmm....steady goes, though..
![]() Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's
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I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
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See I never saw a stork either
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Your way doesn't sound half as much fun.
![]() I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted
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no, no please feel free to comment away...
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U probably blinked and missed it
They move fast do they?
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Dirk said he wants the part
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446o.jpg But no cigars no benedict http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446n.jpg *cicero wantcha doin,...cicero* http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446p.jpg )*and rushes out to buy some cigars* |
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I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
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Where were you last night???
Watching TAT when fruit porn was on the go
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They move fast do they?
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I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted
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They're like wippets at lightening speed
![]() Well I am gonna put a stork trap up.....dont want another one to get through to me
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Phew
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Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's
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Why not the kiwis is the best part esp when they're getting marinaded in the hot tub with dirks pineapple!!
![]() But what they do with the red grapes
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*Cicero gets up off her knees
)*and rushes out to buy some cigars* well was it as good for u as it was for dirk
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.... or is it the other way round
....well theres a stork in there somewhere as well

