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Old 15-03-2007, 22:18
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Originally Posted by SneakyBoo
Just after the stork

See I never saw a stork either
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:19
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Anyone watched their special dvds yet?
shh!
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:19
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Haven't got mine yet.

Just put disk 1 in.........so weird watching it all again......fantastic quality
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:20
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shh!

I never said what it was

Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn??
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:20
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Well it all starts when a bird impregnates a bee .... or is it the other way round ....well theres a stork in there somewhere as well
Oooo its a threesome....Kinky
Cicero could u write a story
Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex ) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made
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I never said what it was

Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn??

hmmm....steady goes, though..
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:21
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*Cicero - this is your one big chance; don't screw it up by acting like a carrot )

*wonders if Dirk is preying he gets the lead or that he doesn't?*
Dirk said he wants the part
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But no cigars no benedict
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*cicero wantcha doin,...cicero*
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:21
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Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex ) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made

I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:22
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Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex ) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made
Phew
*has post coital cigarette*
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:22
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hmmm....steady goes, though..

Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:22
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I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
Your way doesn't sound half as much fun.
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:23
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See I never saw a stork either
U probably blinked and missed it
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:23
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Your way doesn't sound half as much fun.

I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:24
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no, no please feel free to comment away...
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:24
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Originally Posted by SneakyBoo
U probably blinked and missed it

They move fast do they?
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*Cicero gets up off her knees )

*and rushes out to buy some cigars*
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:25
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I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
Where were you last night???
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:27
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Where were you last night???

Watching TAT when fruit porn was on the go
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:27
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They move fast do they?
They're like wippets at lightening speed
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:28
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I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted
Cicero's way is best

*thinks that sound slightly sinister - turning into a megalomaniac*
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:28
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Originally Posted by SneakyBoo
They're like wippets at lightening speed

Well I am gonna put a stork trap up.....dont want another one to get through to me
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:29
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Phew
*has post coital cigarette*
Hope you're taking notes for when the big moment comes
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:29
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Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's
Why not the kiwis is the best part esp when they're getting marinaded in the hot tub with dirks pineapple!!
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:30
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Why not the kiwis is the best part esp when they're getting marinaded in the hot tub with dirks pineapple!!

But what they do with the red grapes
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Old 15-03-2007, 22:31
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*Cicero gets up off her knees )

*and rushes out to buy some cigars*

well was it as good for u as it was for dirk
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