Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Just after the stork
”
“Just after the stork
”
See I never saw a stork either
Dirk ♥ Starbuck ♥ Face ♥ ...Appreciation (merged) (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by gmr73:
“Haven't got mine yet.
”
“Haven't got mine yet.
”
Just put disk 1 in.........so weird watching it all again......fantastic quality
Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“shh!”
“shh!
”
I never said what it was
Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn??
Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Well it all starts when a bird impregnates a bee
.... or is it the other way round 
....well theres a stork in there somewhere as well
Oooo its a threesome....Kinky
Cicero could u write a story”
“Well it all starts when a bird impregnates a bee
.... or is it the other way round ....well theres a stork in there somewhere as well Oooo its a threesome....Kinky
Cicero could u write a story
”
Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex
) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made 
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“I never said what it was
Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn?? ”
“I never said what it was
Anyway why should we be ashamed to admit we watch fruit porn??
”
hmmm....steady goes, though..
Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“*Cicero - this is your one big chance; don't screw it up by acting like a carrot )
*wonders if Dirk is preying he gets the lead or that he doesn't?*”
“*Cicero - this is your one big chance; don't screw it up by acting like a carrot
)*wonders if Dirk is preying he gets the lead or that he doesn't?*”
Dirk said he wants the part
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446o.jpg
But no cigars no benedict
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446n.jpg
*cicero wantcha doin,...cicero*
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446p.jpg
Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex ) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made ”
“Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex
) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made ”
I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex ) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made ”
“Well, its like this ............ the succulent strawberries (group sex
) send out powerful signals to Dirk's pineapple (for example the faint whiff of maraschino perfume, the open display of luscious green tops - you get the picture) and Dirk's pineapple responds by massaging the succulent strawberries all over with whipped cream with a hint of rum. After this erotic foreplay, Dirk's pineapple moves in for the kill by placing Bolero on the turntable, taking the succulent strawberries in his manly arms and ................................ thats how babies are made ”
Phew
*has post coital cigarette*
Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“hmmm....steady goes, though..”
“hmmm....steady goes, though..
”
Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries ”
“I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
”
Your way doesn't sound half as much fun.
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“Your way doesn't sound half as much fun.”
“Your way doesn't sound half as much fun.
”
I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted
Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Dirk said he wants the part
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446o.jpg
But no cigars no benedict
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446n.jpg
*cicero wantcha doin,...cicero*
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446p.jpg”
“Dirk said he wants the part
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446o.jpg
But no cigars no benedict
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446n.jpg
*cicero wantcha doin,...cicero*
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ct/540446p.jpg”
*Cicero gets up off her knees
)*and rushes out to buy some cigars*
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries ”
“I don't remember bolero either - or pineapples......or any strawberries
”
Where were you last night???
Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Where were you last night???”
“Where were you last night???”
Watching TAT when fruit porn was on the go
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted ”
“I feel cheated.........I am deeply gutted
”
Cicero's way is best
*thinks that sound slightly sinister - turning into a megalomaniac*
Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“They're like wippets at lightening speed”
“They're like wippets at lightening speed
”
Well I am gonna put a stork trap up.....dont want another one to get through to me
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“Phew
*has post coital cigarette*”
“Phew
*has post coital cigarette*”
Hope you're taking notes for when the big moment comes
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's ”
“Don't worry I aint gonna mention the kiwi's
”
Why not the kiwis is the best part esp when they're getting marinaded in the hot tub with dirks pineapple!!
Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Why not the kiwis is the best part esp when they're getting marinaded in the hot tub with dirks pineapple!!”
“Why not the kiwis is the best part esp when they're getting marinaded in the hot tub with dirks pineapple!!
”
But what they do with the red grapes
Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“*Cicero gets up off her knees )
*and rushes out to buy some cigars*”
“*Cicero gets up off her knees
)*and rushes out to buy some cigars*”
well was it as good for u as it was for dirk
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