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Dirk ♥ Starbuck ♥ Face ♥ ...Appreciation (merged) (Part 7)
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Muttley76
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“Do we have anything for Hera?”

I do, but can we leave her to last, because she was going to try and get here later. still a few more left, I think...
nonsuch
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by California Girl:
“OK - be nice:.....

With “Honey, I’m Home” it began
Dirk F**king Benedict, the Man
Cigar smoking Face
Set our hearts all-a-race
As he jumped from the A Team van

Wrapped up in his jacket of yellow
He hung out with Jermaine the Mellow
With Shilpa, he’s frisky
Stupid Jade stole his whiskey
And he turns all the D Team to Jello

Our plan came together at last
The coven – out they were cast
The top three remain
Shilpa, Dirk and Jermaine
And the others, their time has past”

Brilliant - I just love the last line
RGWT
16-03-2007
Ok how about we move on to Almira
California Girl
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“Pssssssssst, over here, behind the couch, CG ”


*drops to floor and crawls over....* phew found you! thanks! Duck, I think Muttleys on her way over!
RGWT
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“I do, but can we leave her to last, because she was going to try and get here later. still a few more left, I think...”


Ok
Red-Eye
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by gmr73:
“God this video clip is horrible. ”


Don't mind me asking but what video clip are you talking about ?




On Topic I Love Dirk !
SneakyBoo
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by California Girl:
“OK - be nice:.....

With “Honey, I’m Home” it began
Dirk F**king Benedict, the Man
Cigar smoking Face
Set our hearts all-a-race
As he jumped from the A Team van

Wrapped up in his jacket of yellow
He hung out with Jermaine the Mellow
With Shilpa, he’s frisky
Stupid Jade stole his whiskey
And he turns all the D Team to Jello

Our plan came together at last
The coven – out they were cast
The top three remain
Shilpa, Dirk and Jermaine
And the others, their time has past”

LOL you da bomb CG.......u rock!!!!yeah
sorry i didn't see u till now
gmr73
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by RGWT:
“Ok how about we move on to Almira ”

Oh yes, I think we should.
Get out from behind that settee AG.
rainbow321
16-03-2007
I am sorry CG you are in this cupboard under false pretences. Your poem was fab
Cicero22
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Fruits:
“Evening Cicero , or should i say Andi Peters copier.”


Hello

sorry can you explain?
gmr73
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Don't mind me asking but what video clip are you talking about ?”

On Comic Relief, it was about domestic violence. Always gets me.
Muttley76
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Don't mind me asking but what video clip are you talking about ?”

a video about domestic violance...
Almira G
16-03-2007
I think you will all think this is really SPECIAL


"There once was a van man called Dirk,

Who went on CBB for some work,

He won hearts far and wide,

For his sensitive side,

And he showed Cleo up as a jerk"



*dies of total and utter embarrassment*
Rondelle
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by rainbow321:
“I am sorry CG you are in this cupboard under false pretences. Your poem was fab”

Twas fab, well done
rainbow321
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“I think you will all think this is really SPECIAL


"There once was a van man called Dirk,

Who went on CBB for some work,

He won hearts far and wide,

For his sensitive side,

And he showed Cleo up as a jerk"



*dies of total and utter embarrassment* ”

Neat and to the point I liked it very much
Cicero22
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by California Girl:
“Some of us are hiding cuz our "limericks" are so bad compared to the great ones produced earlier! Wanna hide with us - we have booze and chocolate!”

On my way ..........................
RGWT
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“I think you will all think this is really SPECIAL


"There once was a van man called Dirk,

Who went on CBB for some work,

He won hearts far and wide,

For his sensitive side,

And he showed Cleo up as a jerk"



*dies of total and utter embarrassment* ”


awwwwwwwwwww that was lovely

Susann you're next
gmr73
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“I think you will all think this is really SPECIAL


"There once was a van man called Dirk,

Who went on CBB for some work,

He won hearts far and wide,

For his sensitive side,

And he showed Cleo up as a jerk"



*dies of total and utter embarrassment* ”


It's brilliant AG.
He certainly won our hearts.
Muttley76
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“I think you will all think this is really SPECIAL


"There once was a van man called Dirk,

Who went on CBB for some work,

He won hearts far and wide,

For his sensitive side,

And he showed Cleo up as a jerk"



*dies of total and utter embarrassment* ”


awww.....*bravo*
Almira G
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by rainbow321:
“Neat and to the point I liked it very much”

Thankyou rainbow, I think it could almost be called "Double Neat"
California Girl
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“I think you will all think this is really SPECIAL


"There once was a van man called Dirk,

Who went on CBB for some work,

He won hearts far and wide,

For his sensitive side,

And he showed Cleo up as a jerk"



*dies of total and utter embarrassment* ”


Oh that's great - you kept to the right length and everything. Yours is great! Seriously! Loved the last line!
Red-Eye
16-03-2007
LOL!


Stop hiding and come out!

For crying out loud! They are ALL brilliant! And at least you guys actually bothered with it unlike me who can't write a decent limerick EVEN if I tried!






On Topic I Love Dirk !
nonsuch
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Almira G:
“*AG creeps into cupboard with rainbow - unnoticed*


Absolutely excellent CG!!!!! ”

Stop it Almira - wine taking hold now so if I start laughing my face is going to flush even faster than it is doing - you don't need a red nose to make me laugh
Almira G
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by nonsuch:
“Stop it Almira - wine taking hold now so if I start laughing my face is going to flush even faster than it is doing - you don't need a red nose to make me laugh ”

I think YOU are the one with the red nose, nonsuch!
SneakyBoo
16-03-2007
Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“


(Red-Eye Explodes)


For crying out loud Dirklings! When are you guys gonna Post me to Dirk to cure me?! These Explosions far gone far enough!


Oh! And thanks for the Award BTW! And wasn't Dirky still attractive even as a stickman ?!






On Topic I Love Dirk !”

Yeah but you know if we post you to dirk they will have to fly u over or even worst they'll send u by boat
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