Dirk ♥ Starbuck ♥ Face ♥ ...Appreciation (merged) (Part 7)

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SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Now you're just being lewd ”

Well ur the one who brought it up

,i just wanted you to finish what u started
Anyway my mind is now permently altered due to all the dirky porno talk earlier that dirks dinky is all i can think about

i can help myself

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“You mean to tell me I've been spreading Exploding Diseases to other Dirky fans since I joined !

Oh my! What have I done !

On Topic I Love Dirk !”

Yes, you seem to have infected us all but in the nicest possible way

I may have to employ my own Dirkyman to keep putting me back together again

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Is this a record number of times for one night?

On topic - Dirks totty”

What about Dirks totty???

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Have you guys fixed me yet

?

On Topic I Love Dirk

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“I have been known to spontaneously combust when Gene Hackman comes on screen - is this the same thing ”

Oooo maybe we caught it from u.... it just mutated!!

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Yes, you seem to have infected us all but in the nicest possible way I may have to employ my own Dirkyman to keep putting me back together again ”

You do know that if you keep on having Dirkyman fixing you up, you'd just be Exploding nonestop

?

On Topic I Love Dirk

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Well ur the one who brought it up ,i just wanted you to finish what u started
Anyway my mind is now permently altered due to all the dirky porno talk earlier that dirks dinky is all i can think about i can help myself ”

Well this is the late night session so we could continue the story ................... now smothered in whipped cream with a hint of rum, Dirk's pineapple made his move on those sweetly succulent strawberries he'd been eyeing up earlier in the evening. The sweetly succulent strawberries, smelling faintly of tropical maraschino, were attracted to Dirk's pineapple and succumbed to his manly charms. Checking that no-one was watching them, the strawberries and pineapple crept out the back to find a quiet place alone to let lusty nature take its course and ........................

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Yes, you seem to have infected us all but in the nicest possible way I may have to employ my own Dirkyman to keep putting me back together again ”

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Oooo maybe we caught it from u.... it just mutated!! ”

So much for trying to blame me! Looks like the problem is ALL you fault all along Cicerio

!

On Topic I Love Dirk

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Have you guys fixed me yet ?

On Topic I Love Dirk !”

Ur currently being held together by 3 rolls of gaffer tape....thats about as fixed as ur gonna get

*I must remember to re-stock up on super glue for Red eye or quite possibly some epoxy putty*

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Well this is the late night session so we could continue the story ................... now smothered in whipped cream with a hint of rum, Dirk's pineapple made his move on those sweetly succulent strawberries he'd been eyeing up earlier in the evening. The sweetly succulent strawberries, smelling faintly of tropical maraschino, were attracted to Dirk's pineapple and succumbed to his manly charms. Checking that no-one was watching them, the strawberries and pineapple crept out the back to find a quiet place alone to let lusty nature take its course and ........................”

??????????

What were you guys talking about today

?

On Topic I Love Dirk

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“You do know that if you keep on having Dirkyman fixing you up, you'd just be Exploding nonestop ?

On Topic I Love Dirk !”

I know - its a hard life but somebody's got to live it

On topic - Dirks huge (ly famous)

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Holy Frack... this is gonna be Hardcore

Go on, please continue

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“What about Dirks totty??? ”

Can't say - thats RG's territory

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“I know - its a hard life but somebody's got to live it

On topic - Dirks huge (ly famous)”

But, we can't carry on like this! There must be some type of cure to stop us Exploding everytime we see Dirky

!

I'd loved to just look at him without Exploding once

!

On Topic I Love Dirk

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Eh ??????????

What were you guys talking about today ?

On Topic I Love Dirk !”

A mixture of Dirky porno and Ciceros habit of nibbling on Fruits

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Eh ??????????

What were you guys talking about today ?

On Topic I Love Dirk !”

I'll let you explain Sneakyboo

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Can't say - thats RG's territory ”

Really.... i'll ask her in the morning

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“A mixture of Dirky porno and Ciceros habit of nibbling on Fruits ”

Ohhhhhh! OK then! Thanks

!

On Topic I Love Dirk

! (Red-Eye Explodes Again)

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Really.... i'll ask her in the morning ”

Oooooooo! This is all turning into abit of a mystery now

!

On Topic I Love Dirk

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“But, we can't carry on like this! There must be some type of cure to stop us Exploding everytime we see Dirky !

I'd loved to just look at him without Exploding once !

On Topic I Love Dirk !”

sometimes if your constantly exposed to something u can gradually build up an immunity to it

........... so may i suggest that we all go live with Dirk, we can tell him that its a matter of life and death!!!

Rubbing off him may also bring along a cure faster

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Holy Frack... this is gonna be Hardcore

Go on, please continue ”

Dirk's pineapple moved closer to the succulent strawberries and nibbled at their perfectly formed green tops. The succulent strawberries bathed themselves in the whipped cream, with a hint of rum, till they were about to be as one. But, hiding in the bushes was a jealous carrot smothered on top with an acidic red relish .............. seeing the pineapple of her eye about to consummate his love for the succulent strawberries, Cleo (sorry the relish topped carrot) leapt from the bushes and ..............
Last edited by Cicero22 : 15-03-2007 at 00:48

SneakyBoo

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Ohhhhhh! OK then! Thanks !

On Topic I Love Dirk ! (Red-Eye Explodes Again)”

Look at the mess u made!... well young lady ur gonna have to stay in that state all nite coz we've run outta gaffer tape as well

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“sometimes if your constantly exposed to something u can gradually build up an immunity to it ........... so may i suggest that we all go live with Dirk, we can tell him that its a matter of life and death!!!
Rubbing off him may also bring along a cure faster ”

I don't think I can wait that long ................ I need help now

Red-Eye

15-03-2007

(Red-Eye Explodes Again)

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooooo up for that

!

When's the next Train to Montana?! (Can't take a Plane! I have a HUGE fobia of them

)

On Topic I Love Dirk

Cicero22

15-03-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Look at the mess u made!... well young lady ur gonna have to stay in that state all nite coz we've run outta gaffer tape as well ”

I've got some in my car but I may explode before I get there ................

On topic - Dirks just plain sexy *gets worried she might be banned from the forum for undue lewdness and crudity*

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