[quote=Red-Eye]You know, after re-reading the rules again I think I may have got my script wrong
! But frankly I can't be bothered to re-write it
! Enjoy!
FACE and MARTHA both look up the tower where the fire breathing TIAMAT had flown off and taken THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR to.
MARTHA:
This is all your fault!
FACE:
My fault? MY FAULT?! You guys were the one who hired us to help you fight the TIAMAT only for you guys to just take ME on my OWN!
MARTHA:
No one forced you to come!
FACE:
EXCUSE ME?! We offered to give you BA but nooooooooo you had to choose ME instead!
MARTHA:
Well eh? Could you blame me? Not only do I have 1 but now I’ve got 2 very good looking men with me!
Besides! You were the one who kept flirting with me to take so I did what any sane girl would do and begged THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR to bring you!
FACE:
But? How am I supposed to save him from the Tiamat now?!
MARTHA:
Well, THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR said the plan was for the 2 of you to charm the TIAMAT with both of your good looks and…
FACE:
WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You me to tell me that 5 headed dragon is A GIRL?!
MARTHA:
Don’t you know bubble brain (whispers)I still love you BTW FACE(whispers), TIAMATS are known to be the queen of dragons and…
FACE:
Oh who cares about all that! Just tell me what the plan was?
MARTHA:
Geez! You don’t have to be so touchy! OK so anyway! With both Of De Power Of Your Beautiful Looks Combined together, the Tiamat would be too charmed to choose between the both of you she’d EXPLODE and…
FACE:
Ewwwwwww!!!!! You mean to tell me that we’d be covered with her blood and guts ALL OVER US?!!!!!
MARTHA:
FFS FFFFFAAAAACCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULD YOU JUST LET ME FINISH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FACE:
Sorry.
MARTHA:
And peace will finally come to Planet Ghkahfgelrvgeroov!
FACE:
…
MARTHA:
Nooooo! Don’t even think about interrupting me again!
So anyway, no thanks to you all busy looking at your beautiful self in a mirror, the TIAMAT only fell for THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR’S charms so grabbed and flown of with him in her tower ready to marry him!
FACE:
Well, could you blame me? I even charm myself!
MARTHA:
We have no time to discuss that FACE! We must go and save THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR now and by both Of De Power Of Your Beautiful Looks Combined, we’ll defeat the TIAMAT!
FACE:
RIGHT!
TIAMAT:
B****!
How dare you be more beautiful moi?!
THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR:
MARTHA!!!!!
LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR yelled from the Tower as the TIAMAT flew down to grab MARTHA (so she could slap her for being beautiful) but she’s saved just in time by FACE who quickly grabs and carries her away.
THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR:
FACE!!!!!
Put MARTHA in the Tardis now! She’ll be safe there! Then let TIAMAT grab you!
FACE:
There you go MARTHA! You’ll be safe there!
MARTHA:
Be careful FACE!
FACE:
Don’t worry I’ll be fine! Just remember! If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, you can always hire DE FACEMAN! Would you like a date tonight BTW?
MARTHA:
Only if I can date both of you!
FACE:
It’s a DEAL!
So as MARTHA paitently waits and prays, FACE runs out and is grabbed by TIAMAT who then flys away with him to her Tower to join THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR!
Will THE (DAVID TENNANT) DOCTOR’S plan work and defeat TIAMAT? Tune in to next weeks Episode to find out…
That was brilliant - well done.
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