Dirk ♥ Starbuck ♥ Face ♥ ...Appreciation (merged) (Part 10)

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Muttley76

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by RGWT:
“Hello....sorry Diva it completely slipped my mind.....I've had a funny couple of days.”

hi RG...some of these scripts are hysterical....

rainbow321

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“You better....or else there will be alot of upset Dirklings here wondering if the Doctor and Face get out with their good looks and charms attacted ”

Isn't it a bit late for him

Runs out of the room and slams and locks the door behind her.. Can hear everyone say horrid things about me, but I don't care

SneakyBoo

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by diva queen:
“RG was suppose to b helping me co host this tonight Will someone check if she's on the other site please. Muttley i might have to hand proceedings over to you

On Topic I love MBF Dirk ”

Can't see her over there Diva sorry

maybe her computer crashed

Muttley76

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“Can't see her over there Diva sorry

maybe her computer crashed ”

lol...I found her and she's here.....

Susann

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by rainbow321:
“Isn't it a bit late for him

Runs out of the room and slams and locks the door behind her.. Can hear everyone say horrid things about me, but I don't care ”

Oh you do like playing the devil's advocate don't you

Loving Dirk

Red-Eye

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“You better....or else there will be alot of upset Dirklings here wondering if the Doctor and Face get out with their good looks and charms attacted ”

Like I said, I'm off to my Aunt's soon so it's gonna have to wait

!

Oh how I LOVE being EVAL

!

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk

diva queen

13-04-2007

Thanks Muttley appreciate it

I'm just going to get Fruits' script next won't b a minute

On Topic I love MBF Dirk

SneakyBoo

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by rainbow321:
“Isn't it a bit late for him

Runs out of the room and slams and locks the door behind her.. Can hear everyone say horrid things about me, but I don't care ”

LOL!!! u do get yourself in trouble sometimes....I'll tell them u ran the other way

Red-Eye

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Tiamat is a 5 Headed Dragon which are known to be females and the Queen Of Dragons rainbow ! It has nothing to do with "Doctor Who" though, I just added it in to give the script a villian !
”

Just quoting this in case rainbow missed it

!

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk

SneakyBoo

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Like I said, I'm off to my Aunt's soon so it's gonna have to wait !

Oh how I LOVE being EVAL !

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk !”

I'll be sitting here waiting

*drums fingers on desk*

Almira G

13-04-2007

Hi Everyone!

Just catching up .........

Diva - I've sent you a PM ..........

SLAR!

EDIT: Closing in on 55,000!!!!! Dirklings in overdrive!!!!

Last edited by Almira G : 13-04-2007 at 21:37

rainbow321

13-04-2007

[quote=Red-Eye]Just quoting this in case rainbow missed it

!

Thank you - I think i might be called a Tiamat this evening

Muttley76

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by Almira G:
“Hi Everyone! Just catching up ......... :”

*waves*

Red-Eye

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by SneakyBoo:
“I'll be sitting here waiting

*drums fingers on desk* ”

Your gonna have to

!

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk

Red-Eye

13-04-2007

[quote=rainbow321]

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Just quoting this in case rainbow missed it!

Thank you - I think i might be called a Tiamat this evening”

What? YOUR A 5 HEADED DRAGON TOO

?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk

diva queen

13-04-2007

No worries RG

Fruits has asked me to post her script *starts giggling*

Father Ted= Jermaine Jackson
Father Dougal= Ian Watkins
Father Jack= Dirk Benedict
Father Stone= Jack Tweed
Mrs Doyle = Shilpa Shetty
Bishop Brennan/BB/Len= Ken Russel
Jade = herself

Whiskeygate 2

Day 12 in the Parochial House

All of the housemates, are in the living room. Except Mrs Doyle who is in the kitchen, and
Father Stone and Jade who are in the bathroom.

Father Stone and Jade return from the bathroom looking flustered, and take a seat on the sofa

Mrs Doyle comes in from the kitchen with a tray of dandelion tea

Mrs Doyle: "Cup of tea, fathers?"

Mrs Doyle: Father Jack, what would you say to a nice cup?

Father Jack: Feeck off, cup!

Mrs Doyle: Father Stone, will you have a cup of tea?

Father Stone: No, I'm fine

Mrs Doyle: Ah will you not have a cup of dandelion tea?

Father Stone: No, I'm fine

Mrs Doyle: Ah come on now, you will

Father Stone: No, I'm fine

Mrs Doyle: Not just a little cup? Ah Go on....Go on...!! Go on go on go on, go on go on go on go on go on go on go go, go on go on GO ON!!

Jade: That tea looks green or sa'ink, Father stone, i'll get you some of Father Jack's whiskey

Jade: Father Jack, can Father Stone have half your whiskey?

Father Jack: Feeck Off!

Jade: Are you jokin? That's really selfish! I'll just take it then

Jade makes a move towards the whiskey, and in a burst of rage Father Jack throws Jade out of the living room window.

Voice over tannoy:

"This is Bishop Brennan, would one housemate come to the confession room, imediately!"

Father Dougal comes to the confession room

Dougal: Hello there Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you pr*ck. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
Dougal: Ah right you are there Len
BB: Father Jack's behaviour is totally unacceptable, you must ask him to appologise now!

Father Dougal, slighly intimidated by Father Jack, asks Father Ted to tell him BB's order. Ted, always one to keep the peace in the house, takes it upon
himself to speak to Father Jack, who is now back in his chair with his whiskey.

Ted: Jack, you have been very rude, now appologise to Jade

Father Jack gets down on his knees

Father Jack: I'm soooo sooooo sooooo sorry!

Ted: Now THATS sarcasm!

THE END

Susann

13-04-2007

Evening Almira

SneakyBoo

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Just quoting this in case rainbow missed it !

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk !”

Really Red eye i thought that that tiamat was another form of Cleo in a Tiara type big ugly dragon style invention.........just goes to show what a muppet head i am

a multi-headed cleo/tiara monster.....now thats scary

Red-Eye

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by Almira G:
“Hi Everyone! Just catching up .........

Diva - I've sent you a PM ..........

SLAR!

EDIT: Closing in on 55,000!!!!! Dirklings in overdrive!!!! ”

Hey Almira

!

COOL! 55,000 Posts! Looks like our scripts are realy paying off

!

On Topic I Love MBH Dirk

gmr73

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by diva queen:
“No worries RG
Fruits has asked me to post her script *starts giggling*
Father Ted= Jermaine Jackson
Father Dougal= Ian Watkins
Father Jack= Dirk Benedict
Father Stone= Jack Tweed
Mrs Doyle = Shilpa Shetty
Bishop Brennan/BB/Len= Ken Russel
Jade = herself

Whiskeygate 2

Day 12 in the Parochial House

All of the housemates, are in the living room. Except Mrs Doyle who is in the kitchen, and
Father Stone and Jade who are in the bathroom.

Father Stone and Jade return from the bathroom looking flustered, and take a seat on the sofa

Mrs Doyle comes in from the kitchen with a tray of dandelion tea

Mrs Doyle: "Cup of tea, fathers?"

Mrs Doyle: Father Jack, what would you say to a nice cup?

Father Jack: Feeck off, cup!

Mrs Doyle: Father Stone, will you have a cup of tea?

Father Stone: No, I'm fine

Mrs Doyle: Ah will you not have a cup of dandelion tea?

Father Stone: No, I'm fine

Mrs Doyle: Ah come on now, you will

Father Stone: No, I'm fine

Mrs Doyle: Not just a little cup? Ah Go on....Go on...!! Go on go on go on, go on go on go on go on go on go on go go, go on go on GO ON!!

Jade: That tea looks green or sa'ink, Father stone, i'll get you some of Father Jack's whiskey

Jade: Father Jack, can Father Stone have half your whiskey?

Father Jack: Feeck Off!

Jade: Are you jokin? That's really selfish! I'll just take it then

Jade makes a move towards the whiskey, and in a burst of rage Father Jack throws Jade out of the living room window.

Voice over tannoy:

"This is Bishop Brennan, would one housemate come to the confession room, imediately!"

Father Dougal comes to the confession room

Dougal: Hello there Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you pr*ck. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
Dougal: Ah right you are there Len
BB: Father Jack's behaviour is totally unacceptable, you must ask him to appologise now!

Father Dougal, slighly intimidated by Father Jack, asks Father Ted to tell him BB's order. Ted, always one to keep the peace in the house, takes it upon
himself to speak to Father Jack, who is now back in his chair with his whiskey.

Ted: Jack, you have been very rude, now appologise to Jade

Father Jack gets down on his knees

Father Jack: I'm soooo sooooo sooooo sorry!

Ted: Now THATS sarcasm!

THE END”

ROFL.

Evening RG and AG.

rainbow321

13-04-2007

Ten green dirklings sitting on a wall
Ten green dirklings sitting on a wall
and if one green dirkling should accidently fall
there'd be nine green dirklings sitting on a wall

Nine green dirklings sitting on a wall
Nine green dirklings sitting on a wall...........................

Muttley76

13-04-2007

Originally Posted by diva queen:
“Jade makes a move towards the whiskey, and in a burst of rage Father Jack throws Jade out of the living room window.”

LMAO!!!!!!

very good!

RGWT

13-04-2007

*waves hello*

that was brilliant

Susann

13-04-2007

Fruits always comes up with the goods

Brilliant inspired casting

diva queen

13-04-2007

Yep i got your pm Almira i'll post it next

RG can you post mine for me please

Hope you received it btw

On Topic I love MBF Dirk

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