Originally Posted by Cicero22:
“Gosh, it's quiet on here tonight - well, I'll just post this and potter off
The 15 Dirky Commandments
I wrote these on the plane back from Barcelona in March and had intended to suggest we do something similar as part of a CBB Friday night game. But time has moved on, and I doubt whether a CBB based game is appropriate any longer, so I just thought I'd post them as a bit of fun while this thread still exists and before the BB8 takeover.
The 15 Dirky Commandments, as handed down by Dirk from a mountainside in Montana , with the wonderful benefit of hindsight!
Jermaine: Thou shalt be laid back, and hang not only loose but in there.
Danielle: Thou shalt not open thine mouth, lest it gives you away.
Ken: Thou shalt not tantalise with the promise of intelligent conversation, then bu**er off at the first sign of trouble.
Jo: Thou shalt not fail to observe the 2-hour-a-week labour paradigm.
Leo: Thou shalt not go anywhere without clean underpants, as your mother told you.
Shilpa: Thou shalt communicate with thine Dirk figure as an interpersonal friend without resort to calling him boring.
Carole: Thou shalt not scandal-monger about your fellow housemates.
Donny: Thou shalt not reach higher than thou canst.
Ian: Thou shalt interact with all housemates on a fully one-to-one togetherist basis, with empathic supportivefulness.
Cleo: Thou shalt have an equal front and back, lest thou shouldst become unbalanced and topple over into obscurity.
Jackiey: Thou shalt keep thine mouth clean at all times, and learn to enunciate.
Jack: Thou shalt not entice thine housemate's soy sauce away.
Jade: Thou shalt not be manipulative of others, nor be a scheming b**ch.
Tiara: Thou shalt not invade other people's personal space.
Yellow Jacket: Thou shalt keep thine master safe at all times, and not wander wantonly into the arms of that Jade!”
“Gosh, it's quiet on here tonight - well, I'll just post this and potter off
The 15 Dirky Commandments
I wrote these on the plane back from Barcelona in March and had intended to suggest we do something similar as part of a CBB Friday night game. But time has moved on, and I doubt whether a CBB based game is appropriate any longer, so I just thought I'd post them as a bit of fun while this thread still exists and before the BB8 takeover.
The 15 Dirky Commandments, as handed down by Dirk from a mountainside in Montana , with the wonderful benefit of hindsight!
Jermaine: Thou shalt be laid back, and hang not only loose but in there.
Danielle: Thou shalt not open thine mouth, lest it gives you away.
Ken: Thou shalt not tantalise with the promise of intelligent conversation, then bu**er off at the first sign of trouble.
Jo: Thou shalt not fail to observe the 2-hour-a-week labour paradigm.
Leo: Thou shalt not go anywhere without clean underpants, as your mother told you.
Shilpa: Thou shalt communicate with thine Dirk figure as an interpersonal friend without resort to calling him boring.
Carole: Thou shalt not scandal-monger about your fellow housemates.
Donny: Thou shalt not reach higher than thou canst.
Ian: Thou shalt interact with all housemates on a fully one-to-one togetherist basis, with empathic supportivefulness.
Cleo: Thou shalt have an equal front and back, lest thou shouldst become unbalanced and topple over into obscurity.
Jackiey: Thou shalt keep thine mouth clean at all times, and learn to enunciate.
Jack: Thou shalt not entice thine housemate's soy sauce away.
Jade: Thou shalt not be manipulative of others, nor be a scheming b**ch.
Tiara: Thou shalt not invade other people's personal space.
Yellow Jacket: Thou shalt keep thine master safe at all times, and not wander wantonly into the arms of that Jade!”
Love it - as Susann says it would make a good Friday night game - some of the versions would be 'interesting'
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Maybe I could join him one day to find out 
