Nikki's OK column.
OUR COLUMNIST SAYS GERRY'S MADE HISTORY AND THAT TRACEY'S TIME IS UP.
I LOVE GERRY!
Do you know what, I love Gerry! What he did - letting Carole win - was so honourable. I can't believe Carole let him do that. I don't really understand why he suddenly decided he wanted to go, but I think it was amazing.
CRYING CAROLE
Carole has really lost the plot. She's completely crazy! She won't stop crying - she's worse than me! At least when I was in there I was crying for a reason. But she's just crying for no reason. She's lost weight, which is good - you can really see it in her face. She's probably crying cos she wants her biscuits!
A PENCIL IN HIS PANTS
Oh my God. I saw a picture of Ziggy's willy this week. It was the size of a pencil - or at least, the width of a pencil! It was long, but.... it actually looks like a pencil, or a felt tip pen. I died! I've never seen anything so hideous. Liam has definitely won the hunk of the house prize. Everyone likes Liam, I want him to do well.
GIVE IT UP GUYS
Ziggy had a row with Tracey this week cos she said his relationship with Chanelle wasn't real. So he may be out on the defensive now, to prove everyone wrong. I think Chanelle has got out and seen the opportunity she's missed after the split from Ziggy - so she could try and get them together when they're both out. But the thing is, they've proved it won't work. Everyone has seen they cannot work - they've tried and tried and failed and failed, and if they put a front on and try and get loads of deals when he gets out, everyone will know it's fake. But they both want the Posh and Becks thing so badly that they'll do anything. People want a love story. Amanda and Brian - amazing. But not something so manufactured.
A GERRY NICE MAN
This week I thought it was really hard that the gurus had to choose who to evict. It was really awful and if Gerry hadn't spoken up, that moment would have been really horrendous. But Gerry has really won everyone over by putting himself forward to be evicted. It was remarkable what he did - I've never known any HM in the history of BB to do that.
TRACEY'S GOTTA GO!
Last week I was gutted KL didn't go, but in all honesty I'd rather she stayed in and Tracey go next week. Kara doesn't do anything, but she's not offensive. Tracey's just really pushing it now and I just want her out. She was really out of order when she had such a go at Gerry for lying - I mean he only lied about his age! Big deal. Tracey had gone up in my opinion - but now I can't stand her. KL doesn't contribute anything to any aspects of life, but she's not offensive, whereas Tracey really is now. I don't like her any more - she's a complete bitch.
THE ROMANCE IS DEAD...
Amanda and Brian's romance is doomed. Amanda told Carole and Tracey that she just wants Brian as a friend while he ws in bed. I knew this was going to happen. I'm afraid he's really going to have his heart broken.
JONTY'S NOT SO BAD
This week Jonty has really gone up in my estimation. I think he's quite sweet, quite innocent. I know he's not exactly the full ticket, but he's quite nice. There have been a couple of times this week when I've just thought, ah bless! Like when Carole was telling him off and he just took it. He can stay!
OUR COLUMNIST SAYS GERRY'S MADE HISTORY AND THAT TRACEY'S TIME IS UP.
I LOVE GERRY!
Do you know what, I love Gerry! What he did - letting Carole win - was so honourable. I can't believe Carole let him do that. I don't really understand why he suddenly decided he wanted to go, but I think it was amazing.
CRYING CAROLE
Carole has really lost the plot. She's completely crazy! She won't stop crying - she's worse than me! At least when I was in there I was crying for a reason. But she's just crying for no reason. She's lost weight, which is good - you can really see it in her face. She's probably crying cos she wants her biscuits!
A PENCIL IN HIS PANTS
Oh my God. I saw a picture of Ziggy's willy this week. It was the size of a pencil - or at least, the width of a pencil! It was long, but.... it actually looks like a pencil, or a felt tip pen. I died! I've never seen anything so hideous. Liam has definitely won the hunk of the house prize. Everyone likes Liam, I want him to do well.
GIVE IT UP GUYS
Ziggy had a row with Tracey this week cos she said his relationship with Chanelle wasn't real. So he may be out on the defensive now, to prove everyone wrong. I think Chanelle has got out and seen the opportunity she's missed after the split from Ziggy - so she could try and get them together when they're both out. But the thing is, they've proved it won't work. Everyone has seen they cannot work - they've tried and tried and failed and failed, and if they put a front on and try and get loads of deals when he gets out, everyone will know it's fake. But they both want the Posh and Becks thing so badly that they'll do anything. People want a love story. Amanda and Brian - amazing. But not something so manufactured.
A GERRY NICE MAN
This week I thought it was really hard that the gurus had to choose who to evict. It was really awful and if Gerry hadn't spoken up, that moment would have been really horrendous. But Gerry has really won everyone over by putting himself forward to be evicted. It was remarkable what he did - I've never known any HM in the history of BB to do that.
TRACEY'S GOTTA GO!
Last week I was gutted KL didn't go, but in all honesty I'd rather she stayed in and Tracey go next week. Kara doesn't do anything, but she's not offensive. Tracey's just really pushing it now and I just want her out. She was really out of order when she had such a go at Gerry for lying - I mean he only lied about his age! Big deal. Tracey had gone up in my opinion - but now I can't stand her. KL doesn't contribute anything to any aspects of life, but she's not offensive, whereas Tracey really is now. I don't like her any more - she's a complete bitch.
THE ROMANCE IS DEAD...
Amanda and Brian's romance is doomed. Amanda told Carole and Tracey that she just wants Brian as a friend while he ws in bed. I knew this was going to happen. I'm afraid he's really going to have his heart broken.
JONTY'S NOT SO BAD
This week Jonty has really gone up in my estimation. I think he's quite sweet, quite innocent. I know he's not exactly the full ticket, but he's quite nice. There have been a couple of times this week when I've just thought, ah bless! Like when Carole was telling him off and he just took it. He can stay!



