Younger than Brucie I believe that Richard Whiteley would be somewhat less animated - and Carol Voodoowoman could do the scoring.
Could change the style with Gary Lineker and Alan Hansen.
How about replacing Tess with a cardboard cut out (improvement) or the other extreme, Vanessa Feltz.
Seriously though, there were already some pretty horrifying suggestions and of these, if Graham Snorton was to get the gig, I will sadly wave goodbye.

