Who would be the WORST possible replacement for Brucie??

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CybesVybes

27-11-2008

Katie Price

The shouty, beardy man from the cheap double glazing adverts ("I said one oh six, one oh seven NOWWWWW!" - you know the one...)

Alistair Darling

Freddie Starr

I'm sorry I can't come up with any more, I have to go and hurl...

Alli-F

27-11-2008

Originally Posted by elkay:
“Younger than Brucie I believe that Richard Whiteley would be somewhat less animated - and Carol Voodoowoman could do the scoring.

Could change the style with Gary Lineker and Alan Hansen.

How about replacing Tess with a cardboard cut out (improvement) or the other extreme, Vanessa Feltz.

Seriously though, there were already some pretty horrifying suggestions and of these, if Graham Snorton was to get the gig, I will sadly wave goodbye.
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Originally Posted by elkay:
“Younger than Brucie I believe that Richard Whiteley would be somewhat less animated - and Carol Voodoowoman could do the scoring.

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One of my mates met Richard Whately and apparently he was really creepy.”

Originally Posted by soapdiva:
“Had the 'pleasure' of spending a fair bit of time with Richard Whitley and yes, he was full of himself. One of the girls he was chasing at Yorkshire Television bumped into him in the car park and he said 'if you were sleeping with me, you'd be wearing a mink coat.' Quick as a flash, she said 'if I were sleeping with you i'd be wearing a disguise!!' Lovely.”

I think you'll find Richard Whiteley's dead.

That's why they have new Countdown presenters.

KitKat21

27-11-2008

Fiona Phillips!

She's leaving GMTV soon as well.....

MaureenG

27-11-2008

TaTaForNow Palmer Tomkinson and Mark Duerden Smith

Quizmike

27-11-2008

Sooty

tomandaustin

27-11-2008

Originally Posted by Birdie65:
“Agree, Russell Brand, or Graham Norton, Vernon whatsisname or Ant n Dec. Ruinous choices, any of these. The host is far too important to let just anyone do it.”

it is rumored that if bruicie ever decides to leave..

graham norton is rumored to be i the line up!!

elkay

27-11-2008

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Originally Posted by katmobile:
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I think you'll find Richard Whiteley's dead. That's why they have new Countdown presenters.”

..and that was my attempt at humour - in his current state Richard Whiteley would be significantly less animated than Brucie...

devilmaycare

27-11-2008

Fearne Cotton, arrrrrgh no!

Numnum71

27-11-2008

Sharon Osborne!!!

If you had to replace Brucie, I think Terry Wogan would be excellent!!

elkay

28-11-2008

Originally Posted by Numnum71:
“Sharon Osborne!!!

If you had to replace Brucie, I think Terry Wogan would be excellent!! ”

Yes we could then make it a competition based on dancing technique, and not personality.

And move it to 11:00pm on a weekday evening.

And drop Strictly from the title.

but I guess it could never happen.

I think we had better get some consensus here or the BBC may go down the "Have I got news for you" route and sling on a guest presenter every week. Mmm John Sargeant and his long lost sister, Jo Brand

miaviv

28-11-2008

Anton du Beke - can't stand him

elkay

28-11-2008

Miaviv I'm surprised that Michael Schumaker's brother triggers such emotion. I think he seems to be forever friendly, patient, supportive of his partners, regardless of their (lack of) ability - Lesley Garrett, Esther Rantzen, Patsy Palmer, Jan Ravens, Kate Getaway and Gillian let's park over there to help your stomach ache get better.

What is it that gets your goat?

FluffyBunnykins

28-11-2008

Originally Posted by Quizmike:
“Sooty”

I'd like Sooty

Gordon Brown

pickledgherkin

28-11-2008

John McEnroe (would like to see him as a contestant though).

thenetworkbabe

28-11-2008

Originally Posted by jjackson42:
“How about: -

Kerry Katona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over to you..................... Let your imagination run riot.

JJ”

Some one who tries to be funny like Bruce and essentially isn't - which would mean most presenters and comedians should be disqualified.

Gordon Brown might be my worst. Exaggerated claim, exaggerated claim, joke that about as funny as toothache in 32 teeth at once. He's reportedly watching X Factor though and writing letters to the contestants .......

dreaminofdancin

29-11-2008

I think Des Lynam . I think he is so smarmy and I would not like to be Tess dancing with him !
Shudder yuk shudder

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