Hello again,
I have been worriting all night about this plan to take his scrumptiousness into protective custody to keep him safe from all of the lecherous not -so ladies at the Stage Door. Its your idea of the getaway camel Binny, that is worrying me so. Your are very brave to volunteer your ample bosom to muffle any cries of alarm that GO might have when we substitute him for the robotic Lee. Its just.. well, a getaway camel?
I know it is appropriate as Lee is playing a character from biblical times and camels are sort of part of the Joseph scene, but have you ever tried riding one? I have and I have a picture to prove it, carefully labelled with 'me', and 'camel' to clarify which is which in the photograph. They are smelly and cantankerous with breath that can crack concrete at ten paces, and that is when they are not getting the hump over things. (Wonders if Zoe's family ever had a cross-species fling)They are hardly unobtrusive either. It will be very obvious, even the to the police in London that something is amiss as we lollop through London with a very angry trussed-up wriggling young man, Binny muffling his cries with her bosoms and me in the front try to guide the blasted camel. This is not quite the threesome I had in mind. (Oh, that part is later) Add that to the difficulty in smuggling the wretched beastie out of London Zoo and I think I have made a very strong case for the specially adapted bicycle with the trailer as the preferred getaway vehicle. I am very aware that I am a newbie here and I did not wish to presume, but I think the camel idea will not track. I have begun practising on a bicycle in preparation for the liberation of the GO attempt. I have yet to overcome the problem with the wheels falling off my exercise bike, but I have every confidence I will be ready soon.