*hugs both TILLSNMILLS and goofy for dedication to the cause*


*keeps hold of sharp pointy thing*

Nah.. no need to worry once I get my clone/s I shall be fully under control and go back to lurkdom

Hello Konartel,
Thank you for coming up with a better idea than "shoving him in the boot"It is very reassuring to this newbie that there are wiser heads applying themselves to refining the plan for rescuing the GO form all of those yahoos at the Stage Door. Not forgetting the hussies who regularly have the temerity to paw his lusciousness, in front of an audience and getting PAID for it, the harpies!
Invisibilty cloak hmm? I have used invisible ink, but couldn't tell when I had run out. How would one go about obtaining this cloak? I could carefully pad out a wheelbarrow and carefully place Lee and a strategically placed amply-bosomed lady in the barrow to pacify Lee and put the invisibility cloak over them. One flaw. Who with red-blood in her veins and a pulse, could we trust in the barrow with Lee out of sight of gimlet-eyed fellow LoveLees? Eureka, a Keithlette!

NO ME ME

TILLSNMILLS,
I can perfectly understand that the excitement of rescuing the GO (and getting your mitts on him) got the better of you.
Please do not think I was having a go at you, just kidding! Tipping off the other forum members of potential plans to keep Lee all to ourselves was unfortunate.Well they know now and will be watching us very carefully and sharpening up their pointy sticks.

TILLNMILLS
Not on your nelly would I trust you anymore than I would trust myself. It needs someone who is immune to the GO spell

Thankyou, I realise that you have only my best interests at heart and that kidnap and other naughtyness is possibly not in the best interests of someone who is already on parole - I shall be always on my best innocent and bestest behaviour ( as I'm sure you will be do) and thankyou also for the warning about their pointy sticks *sneaks off to buy large packet of Elastoplast

Well, you could certainly trust me. I'm well known for my resistance to the Lee Effect *smiles innocently*

Believe that and you will believe anything

*is disappointed*

You watch out - you still don't have a clone yet!

Oh, I have ordered one tho but.......I made a mistake, Eryn is the more innocent of us...lovely girl, if she says she will not jump Lee, she means it...is that good enough

Eryndil,
Only after my eyebrows had shot up into my hairline and stayed there and I had stopped laughing my socks off, could I reply to as blatant a lie as I have ever read. What a Pinnochio moment!
I would sooner leave a cat in charge of a group of roller-skating mice than put you in the wheelbarrow with Lee. The amply-bosomed woman is there to pacify him not to molest him, (that hopefully comes later)

Me?

It is absolutly useless to jostle and joggle for Lee molestation rights, or I will have to inform Best Girl that you are all telling the tallest tales in order to gain access to the GO with a view to causing him more distress.
Bows to Best Girl

Ooooo, tell you're a relative newbie! You obviously have no idea about how we calm his distress!

Bye everybody. What a great lot you are!
Dogs unfed, cats unfed, fish unfed, OH unfed, notice the order of priority.

Hi All Am sorry to report but I am in deepest darkest trouble thanks to you lot and the other you lot ,on on Lovelees - I sent the getaway Corsa to the garage to get him Mot'd (He passed btw ) but thanks to being on the Forums I've forgotten to pick him up - how am I going to explain that to the OH

I can't take it anymore ! I have to ask ! What does OH mean and why does everyone have one at home ?

You wait till you see what I've done

Other half!

'Amply-bosomed'? Darn That's me out anyway!

See you later, Goofy

OH in my case refers to the 'Pain In the Bum' aka the Husband.

Luv Him dearly but he's going to wonder what I've done to the pap pap

Oops! Can you think up some emergency that stopped you picking it up? Or you could try my usual explanation - 'I forgot'

For some reason, that bit makes me LOL!