The old folk are just there to make up the numbers and to ensure that people have someone to cringe at.

So in the next series should all the celebrities be under the age of 40

Would you condescendingly class Cherie as "old folk"?

And remember, we will all be old one day (god willing).

Yes, and they should send special ageist police round to everyone's house to make sure that no one over 40 is watching.

i'll just go and hang myself

And the judges....