On one of Sunday's results spoiler threads it was suggested that Darren wears a wig. Is this true? If so, where can I get one that good?
Darren Bennet's wig appreciation thread
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It's just the way his hair grows apparently. At least it's not as bad as James Jordan's wolverine hair. 
Well, if he wears a syrup, this series one is really nice!
By the way, SOOOOOOO love the title of this thread!
By the way, SOOOOOOO love the title of this thread!
I have heard this rumour before. Where on earth did it come from? His hair looks real to me. If it is a wig its a bloody good one... maybe he could recomend his wig maker to Brucie?
Originally Posted by artlesschaos:
“I want to hug it, and squeeze it and call it George...
and feed it orange munchkins.”
“I want to hug it, and squeeze it and call it George...
and feed it orange munchkins.”
Alright ... keep yer hair on.
Originally Posted by DecaniTreble8:
“Hmm. Well, kudos to the wig maker if it's true!”
“Hmm. Well, kudos to the wig maker if it's true!”
You any idea how many bowls of water Darren has to feed to it to keep it looking that good?
He does a wig share with Tony Blackburn!
It's like a car share scheme but more damaging to the environment!
It's like a car share scheme but more damaging to the environment!
Originally Posted by Wiz Net:
“He does a wig share with Tony Blackburn!
It's like a car share scheme but more damaging to the environment!”
“He does a wig share with Tony Blackburn!
It's like a car share scheme but more damaging to the environment!”
Although both report fringe benefits.
I thought the three of them on the sofa tonight looked as if they'd shared a job lot of black hair dye!
Last edited by Chi-squared : 26-11-2008 at 23:34
Last edited by Chi-squared : 26-11-2008 at 23:34
I think it came from the same shop as John Barrowman's hair which also looks mighty wiggy to me! Always a few bits facing forward. I would love to see Darren side part and flatten his ...ahem.....hair for a tango say, like Tom did..but it isn't going to happen I don't think! Unless Wigmakers R Us are knocking one out as we speak!
Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“You any idea how many bowls of water Darren has to feed to it to keep it looking that good?”
“You any idea how many bowls of water Darren has to feed to it to keep it looking that good?
”
Erm... what? I personally don't believe he has one, but even if he does, of course kudos to the wigmaker! Does Darren actually make his "wigs"? Nooooo... =D. Well, of course he could do, but that'd be a bit weird. Dancer/wigmaker? Could work, I guess =S. On the point of the wig care though, do you have any idea how often I have to wash my hair to make it look even slightly presentable? x]
Do you think we could make the Darren Bennett wig appreciation thread longer and bigger and better than the Matthew Cutler one? 
Originally Posted by Xassy:
“Do you think we could make the Darren Bennett wig appreciation thread longer and bigger and better than the Matthew Cutler one?”
“Do you think we could make the Darren Bennett wig appreciation thread longer and bigger and better than the Matthew Cutler one?
”
Certainly =D. Come on people, let's have a go!
My input:
It's erm... very pretty =).
It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
YESSS!!
At last an appreciation thread with a bit of wit!
The "joke" if such it is, could end up as famous as the wig of Ernie Wise. (Remember him?)
The "joke" if such it is, could end up as famous as the wig of Ernie Wise. (Remember him?)
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
Why is there no laughing smilies!!! *insert laughing smiley*
Brilliant!!!
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
Aww Colin! You look so nice this series!
As to hair... Rachel's boyfriend, Alex... what is it with his hair? Is that a style? Does he just never brush it when he gets up out of bed? Does he never wash it? Has he just had a meeting with Cameron Diaz to discuss a remake of "There's Something About Mary"? 
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
“It's not a wig, it's actually a small black pug called Colin that Lilia has trained to sit on his head during dances *nods*”
omg genious
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