Speak up a bit I'm deaf in one ear...

Places ACME exploding bird seed on Arizona-like desert floor..
Neeeoww.........

[SIZE=4]MEEP MEEP![/SIZE]

Did you get that piranhaville?

[size=1]Looks on in amazement as said bird eats seed, tips the wink and zooms off into the distance[/size]

Loud and clear...!

[size=1]chews absent mindedly on leftover bird seed[/size]

[SIZE=3]BOOM![/SIZE]

piranhaville's bouncing eyes are the only thing left, that and a tiny cloud of smoke!
You'd think after all these years Wiley Ky-piranhaville would have learnt....

I'M SPAMMING U STOOPID IDIOTZ!!!!

That fooled you didn't it heybaby.

[SIZE=4]meep [/SIZE]

Thinking about it, isn't this the sort of noise a guinea pig makes?

Only when it can't get Luncheon Meat or Bacon Grill Grim!!

Actually 'meep' sounds a bit like a lorry reversing as well.

[SIZE=3]"SPAM"!!!!![/SIZE] wonderful spam...
[SIZE=1]spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]"SPAM"!!!!!!! [/SIZE] wonderful spam.
[SIZE=1]spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam[/SIZE]

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon;
egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam;
spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam;
spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam;

i quite like being "spammed"

Bleedin Vikings....

F U N E M? S V F M

F U N E X? S V F X

sadly no spam!

That's easy for you to say!
Now do that with garibaldi biscuits!!

'meep'..... 'a lorry reversing as well'.....
'meep'..... 'a lorry reversing as well'.....
'meep'..... 'a lorry reversing as well'.....

Nah Grim. They sound completely different to me.

Gah! you got me there!

Ah, but according to the Simpsons (where I learned everything about life from), the woman who did Roadrunner (as well as Itchy & Scratchy) was only paid to do it once, then it was doubled up on the soundtrack

Yes, I watch the Simpsons far too much...