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ESPIONdansant
07-12-2008
Award marks for the cliché/ phrase you least want to hear again. Add your own.

1 2 dances in 1 week is so hard.
2 The best thing about Strictly is (insert name of partner).
3 He/ she and I will be best friends for life.
4 I can't believe how much I love it.
5 It's taken over my life.
6 I'll be devastated if I have to leave this week.
7 I'm not doddery etc etc
8 The CHAR CHAR CHAR
9 SevERRRRRN!
10 Typical sportsman's performance!
11 Well, the audience loved it!
12 Just get your shirt off. The ladies love it.
pilgrim4j
07-12-2008
De-saaar-ter!

It's so difficult for a TALL girl...
LaLaLaur
07-12-2008
"How important is the music?"
devilmaycare
07-12-2008
Pretty much anything that comes out of Arlene's mouth
smileycat
07-12-2008
You are a perfect little package!
jill1812
07-12-2008
This dance is famously difficult to do - about any dance
smileycat
07-12-2008
Originally Posted by jill1812:
“This dance is famously difficult to do - about any dance”

OMG! Tell me about it! So this series the difficult dances are.... the chacha, samba, jive, rumba, paso, salsa, tango, AS, foxtrot, quickstep, waltz, VW.... so all of them.
ESPIONdansant
07-12-2008
Originally Posted by jill1812:
“This dance is famously difficult to do - about any dance”

The most difficult Latin dance is:

Well, pick 1 out of cha cha, salsa, samba, jive blah de blah.

Not forgetting the most difficult ballroom.
That would be the waltz. No, the VW. No, the foxtrot. No, the QS. No.....
Endemoniada
07-12-2008
'When will the judges ever learn'

'It's obvious that the judges want Austin / Lisa / Rachel / Tom / Dick / Harry / Bruce / Beyonce...in the final'

'Brendan's just speaking his mind / only being honest / telling it like it is...'

'I didn't feel any emotion / get any connection / feel the earth move / <some other vague intangible excuse for pointless criticism>'
jill1812
07-12-2008
Craig - I can't believe a *sportman of your choice* can dance.

Why? Darren Gough and Mark Ramprakash won, Colin Jackson and Matt Dawson reached the final, John Barnes and Peter Schmeichel finished 7th but both had one outstanding dance.
Eittol96
07-12-2008
You are the dark horse of the competition.
whiplashed
07-12-2008
any sentence talking about what a journey they've been on!
meglosmurmurs
07-12-2008
Definately- the CHAR CHAR CHAR

So annoying.
dogsdinner
07-12-2008
This series, s/he is so smug!
Fatima502
07-12-2008
There was too much messing abhaat
There wasn't enough content
That was SO amazing (everything has to be "SO" in strictly)
dogsdinner
07-12-2008
Len always says 'you came out .........' before he is about to give a backhanded compliment. As if they should be awarded a seVEN for just coming out onto the dance floor.
ESPIONdansant
07-12-2008
Thanks, everyone.

SCD just cries out for a Dawn and Jennifer parody.

Only - it's already so cheesy that perhaps a parody would be impossible. The judges already send themselves up with all that posturing. At least I HOPE that they don't really believe half the rubbish they say!
lightonmyfeet
07-12-2008
I'd ban them all from saying "2 dances in one week is so hard", so many soundbites featuring that is so boring.

Can I add a word to the banned list, "amazing", its the only adjective that seems to come out of Rachel's mouth, grrr.
Monaogg
07-12-2008
Originally Posted by lightonmyfeet:
“I'd ban them all from saying "2 dances in one week is so hard", so many soundbites featuring that is so boring.

Can I add a word to the banned list, "amazing", its the only adjective that seems to come out of Rachel's mouth, grrr.”

Agree and the Craig version is not much better
desmenelope
07-12-2008
I'd add "I've got so much more to give".
jill1812
07-12-2008
'This is the best thing I've ever done'

Really better than winning the world cup, european championships, european cup, being world record holder, olympic champion, playing for England, being number one in the charts, being in the biggest soap on TV or getting married and having children.
mimi dlc
07-12-2008
(... insert dance here...) is my favourite dance. (Even tho something else was their favourite dance last week.)

Len: some dances just don't suit some people (ie you were rubbish but since I like you I'll ignore that and mark up)

Anything alliterative from Arlene
Xassy
07-12-2008
Originally Posted by whiplashed:
“any sentence talking about what a journey they've been on!”

Damn, you beat me to it!
ESPIONdansant
07-12-2008
Any 3-syllable word used by Craig.
Fab u lous.
Terr i fic.
A ma zing.

OR as I prefer to say:



craig shut up
Xassy
07-12-2008
Courtesey of Bruce;
"You're my favourite!"
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