For next year's SCD I propose a ban on all pop stars (have an unfair advantage in being natural performers and probably have had some former dance training)
Ban all sports stars (Far too competitive and are already fit). Ban will not apply to those with two left feet, those a bit (ahem) portly round the middle, or sporting rippling pectorals and biceps
Ban all actresses (Used to performing, and are bound to have had the odd sly dance lesson here and there whilst being a struggling actress working on the checkout at Tesco).
This leaves the TV presenters and newsreaders. For these there should be only Ballroom where they can cling limpet like to their partners and absolutely no Latin dances.
Get rid of Craig and Arlene and have only Len Goodman. Leave Bruno to chuck the odd undeserved 10 here and there to whoever celeb partners Vincent Simone or Ian Waite have.
Ban all sports stars (Far too competitive and are already fit). Ban will not apply to those with two left feet, those a bit (ahem) portly round the middle, or sporting rippling pectorals and biceps
Ban all actresses (Used to performing, and are bound to have had the odd sly dance lesson here and there whilst being a struggling actress working on the checkout at Tesco).
This leaves the TV presenters and newsreaders. For these there should be only Ballroom where they can cling limpet like to their partners and absolutely no Latin dances.
Get rid of Craig and Arlene and have only Len Goodman. Leave Bruno to chuck the odd undeserved 10 here and there to whoever celeb partners Vincent Simone or Ian Waite have.