Is Marvin Gay(e)? I could use his sexual healing.
Out of JLS my gaydar needle fluctuates over Marvin, and Aston. They're all turned out like dapper chappers but Marvin seems too particular with it, as well as a gentle soul, and Aston seems like a right little screamer.
Austin? When the mainstay of his post-X Factor interviews seemed to be him complaining about having to wear different clothes to his usual jeans and teeshirts, and having his hair dyed and restyled, it confirmed my suspicions. Only a fully paid-up gayer would have such priorities.
And I can believe Scott being bisexual, although that may be wishful thinking as I found him to be this year's hottie.
I've no idea who may be lesbian though, my gaydar pointing device isn't calibrated for that.
So that's the result of the ribtickle jury. Marvin pings my ring, Aston may well play at my villa, I think Austin liked it in the 'bottom two' so to speak, and Scott may have kept his options open and his legs occasionally apart.
But Eggnog a gaynog? Nah. Us gays have better dress sense!