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TRANSCRIPT: 11 Big Brother Contestants star in U.S. hit sitcom TV show |
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TRANSCRIPT: 11 Big Brother Contestants star in U.S. hit sitcom TV show
Note: This special BB episode of the "Yes, Dear" TV show was really hilarious to watch – but a b!tch for me to transcribe. It aired 10/20 on the American CBS television network. 11 previous contestants from BB2, BB3 & BB4 were in the cast, including ALL of the 3 previous winners from the past 3 seasons. The writers not only knew Big Brother very well but were also able to capture the unique characteristics of each of the players. Even those of you who have never watched BB USA should still find it amusing.
To further add to your reading pleasure, I’ve matched the actual dialogue & plot description with pics taken from the show. The following link shows over 100 screencaps from the show created by M3gabyte at the BB4 Pics Forum at jokersupdates.com (See "Yes Dear Screen Caps"). http://www.jokersupdates.com/ubbthre...oard=bbusapics ==================================================== Jimmy & his wife live in the garage of his brother-in-law's house. He works as a Security Guard & is a family man. He decides to make a funny audition tape to try & get on Big Brother. (Among other things, the tape shows him riding a bicycle naked while attempting to steer with his feet on the handlebars.) One day he gets a phone call from BB asking him to be a contestant on the show. SET#1: Jimmy's family watching BB on TV. There's the usual BB musical theme & photos of each contestant: -- Michelle, Nathan, Jun (1st place Winner), Justin and Alison (Runnerup Winner) from BB4 USA. -- Marcellas, Roddy, Lisa (1st place Winner), and Amy from BB3 USA. -- Hardy and Will (1st place Winner) from BB2 USA and -- TV character Jimmy from "Yes, Dear" SET #2: Host Julie Chen welcomes everyone & them instructs the contestants (who are ready to enter the BB house) to pick a bed. All of them scramble, running to claim a bed while Jimmy is too rapt up mugging for the camera to notice. SET #3: Finally realizing his mistake, Jimmy enters the BB House & runs from room to room trying to find a bed. But by now all of the beds are occupied. He then opens a door & finds himself...outside the BB house. He's locked out! He wanders around. His brother-in-law watching this on TV sarcastically remarks: “That idiot – he’s probably looking for the guest house!” Jimmy walks over to host Julie Chen in the TV studio. He taps on the window & yells: “I’m locked out.” She rolls her eyes. Next scene shows all the "HouseGuests" sitting in the living room. Jimmy says to the others: “You know this is funny...I watch this show all the time & they usually have one contestant who's an old guy.” They all nod their heads in agreement & look directly at him. He looks around & then realizes that he’s talking about himself. He then says “Oh,damn” & sinks down on the couch. SET #4: Next we see Jun (winner of BB4) in the Diary Room wearing a tee shirt that says: “Boys Make Good Pets”). She says: “I know I’ve only been in here for a little while but I already hate EVERYONE - except Jimmy. He’s so straightforward & honest. I can’t believe a successful Doctor like him isn’t married.” The HouseGuests are at poolside in the backyard. Jimmy & Marcellas (the Black,gay HG from BB3) are talking alone. As they both observe the others, Marcellas remarks how you can really tell who prepared for this & who didn’t. Jimmy agrees & points to each of them & says: “Worked out. Worked out. Pigged out.” Jimmy comments that Marcellas & Lisa “seem to be getting along.” Marcellas: “She’s sweet.” Jimmy: “Oh dude she’s fine...I think you’ve got a real shot there.” Marcellas: “Uh Jimmy, you do know that I’m gay. Right? Jimmy’s taken aback but doesn’t miss a beat & immediately says: “Check out the abs on Nathan.” SET #5: Next we see Marcellas in a Diary Room session: “That’s the thing about Jimmy – he didn’t seem to care that I’m gay. Tomorrow I’m going to tell him that I’m Black.” Next up in the Diary Room is Jimmy: ”It’s nice to have another guy in the house who’s in the same boat as me: surrounded by beautiful women but neither of us is going to do anything about it...Uh, when I said 'the same boat,' I didn’t mean that we’re ‘shipmates’ because I love women. I would love to get with some of these hot chicks here...but I never would because I’m married. I may look like I’m flirting but I’m just ‘playing the game’.” Then we immediately see Jimmy & Alison (the despised BB4 Runnerup winner) engaged in an active tickling session with each other. And when she scampers away he finally composes himself & says to the camera: “Just playing the game.” SET #6: Host Julie: “The HGs have been cut off from the outside world now. Let’s see how they’re dealing with their isolation.: We then see Amy (the Southern Belle from BB3) in a Diary Room session saying: “I thought I would miss TV but I didn’t realize that I’d have Jimmy.” Cut to scene showing Jimmy holding court with other HouseGuests. Jimmy: “And that concludes Season 2 of The Simpsons.” Everyone then applauds. We go back to Amy in the Diary Room. “Jimmy can do any cartoon you ask for without commercials. So he’s better than TV.” Back to Host Julie who says: “Let’s check in with the HouseGuests.” Julie to HGs: “I hope you’re all ready for the nomination ceremony.” Watching this at home on TV, Jimmy’s brother-in-law says he knows who’ll be nominated: “It’s probably going to be those 2 b!tches – Jun and Alison. Everybody knows she shaved her legs with Marcellas’ head razor!” In the next scene, the HGs are engaged in the nomination ceremony, picking the key out of the nomination box. (Marcellas has tissue paper all over his head from razor cuts on his head, compliments of Alison.) Marcellas (as Head Of Household) talks: “Jimmy & Alison, you are the 2 people I’ve chosen to be nominated for eviction.” At home, Jimmy’s brother-in-law (anxious to prevent him & his wife from living with them anymore) says: “Hell no, they can’t kick him out. I just found you guys a split level home in Winnipeg.” SET #7: (Host) Julie: “Well the first 2 nominations for evictions are in but earlier this afternoon some backdoor dealing was going on in the BB House:” All of the contestants are together quietly whispering strategy in the bedroom: Marcellas: “So all of us agree Alison has got to go.” Justin: “What?” Nathan: “Did he say Nathan?” Marcellas keeps repeating what he said, gets frustrated & then yells it out: “ALISON HAS GOT TO GO!” Behind the door, Alison says: “I heard that!” and runs away in a huff (giving her classic “Alison-Fanning-Her-Face-Because-I'm-So-Upset” signature move). SET #8: Marcellas: Ok, so we’re set on Alison. The other nominee has to be someone everybody likes. That way Alison will get all the votes. Lisa (BB3 Winner) suggests Jimmy be the one & Justin agrees: “Yea, Jimmy’s the most popular guy in the house.” Jimmy shakes his head in agreement: “I’ll be the decoy.” Host Julie: Tonight it’s the first vote to determine who will be evicted from the BB House. Will it be Alison or Jimmy? Later we’ll go live for the decision. But first let’s see what happened earlier today... (Alison & Marcellas are talking alone outside): Marcellas: “Alison, relax – you’re just a decoy. Jimmy is the one I want out of here.” Alison: “But everybody loves Jimmy. Nobody is going to vote him out.” Marcellas: “That’s why he has to go. He’s too much of a threat. I stole Lisa’s underwear & I told everyone that Jimmy took it & he’s wearing it.” Alison: “Is he?” Marcellas “No girl, I am!” Jimmy’s brother-in-law is watching this unfold on TV & then remarks: “I don’t believe this – Jimmy’s being double-crossed!” He then decides to take action & as he leaves he tells the family: “I’ve only got 45 minutes before they vote & figure out a way to keep him in... Damn you, Marcellas. You’ve only lived with him for 3 days – try 3 1/2 years." Continues in next post (due to length) |
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(Continued from previous post)
SET #9: Next scene shows Jimmy arriving at the Security Gate entrance to the BB lot. His attempt to gain entry with the Security Guard is unsuccessful. But he uses a small flowing waterway nearby to the BB House instead. Next, he makes his way to the outside of the BB house. Finally, he climbs up the side of the surrounding wall & falls into the backyard. SET #10: As he stumbles his way to the inside of the house the Control Room people see him on one of their remote cameras & call to alert Security. Host Julie: “And now we go live to the BB House where we’re about to have the eviction vote.Jimmy & Alison are about to make their final plea to convince their housemates not to evict them." Jimmy addresses the HouseGuests (while his brother-in-law crawls into the living room): Jimmy: “You guys have gotten to know me pretty well over the last week. I think you should vote for whoever you feel deserves to be kicked out. Remember, there are 4 seasons of The Flintstones that you haven’t heard yet.” At that moment his brother-in-law confronts Jimmy (while being restrained by a Security Guard) & shouts out: “Marcellas is stabbing you in the back. Everybody, don’t vote Jimmy out. He’s not wearing Lisa’s underwear...Marcellas is!” He momentarily breaks free from the Security Guard & tries to get Jimmy to pull his pants down & show everyone his boxer shorts. The Guard carries him away as he keeps yelling: “Pull them down!” SET #11: Both Jimmy & his brother-in-law leave the BB House & Host Julie greets them for the exit interview. Julie: “Well here’s a BB first: a player disqualified because his brother-in-law broke into the house." While his brother-in-law is adamant that “Marcellas was stabbing Jimmy in the back” Jimmy explains to him that “Marcellas & I were working together. We were trying to give Alison a false sense of security.” Host Julie then replays for them the scene where Marcellas is conning Alison about the underwear story. As Alison walks away she says: “Marcellas, you’re a genius.” After she leaves Will (the winner of BB2) talks with Marcellas... Will: "So you think she bought it?” Marcellas: “Oh yea, she’s such an idiot. Who would believe that we would get rid of Jimmy.” Will: “You know, I almost hope he wins instead of me.” Marcellas: “Sweetheart, you’re never going to win. Everybody hates you.” He laughs & walks away while Will (who's obsessive about not having any body hair) takes out a razor & starts scraping away any remnants from his midsection. Jimmy to Host Julie: “Yea, everything was going just the way I planned until Greg showed up." Host Julie to Jimmy: “It looks like your brother-in–law may have cost you a half million dollars. You must be pretty upset.” Jimmy: “You may see the BB House as a little more empty but I really just see my brother-in-laws' Guest House full for a very long time.” SET #12: Julie: "The HouseGuests taped their farewells to you in the event of your eviction tonight. Let’s see..." (looking at TV monitor) Justin: “It’s too bad you got kicked out bro. We could have made a great alliance. I even came up with some nicknames for us: “The Dynamic Duo.” “The Dream Twosome.” “The Two Amigos.” “Ivory & Ivory.” He rambles on with still more nicknames (like "The Dream Team" he coined in BB4). "I got 500 of these," he proudly proclaims. Next we see Amy in the Diary Room (who in BB3 had an obsession for eating cheese & consuming alcohol). In one hand she has a huge cheese & in the other a beer. In between bites she says: “I’m gonna miss you.” We see Hardy (the body builder fanatic from BB3) in the Diary Room. He's too preoccupied flexing his muscles & grunting with various muscular poses to actually talk to Jimmy. Roddy to Jimmy: “I’m never going to forget how you looked in that whipped cream bikini no matter how hard I try.” Nathan to Jimmy: “Hey, I heard about what you said about my abs. (smiles) Thanks." Lisa to Jimmy: “I heard what you said about my ass. (smiles) Thanks." Marcellas to Jimmy: “Goodbye Jimmy. I’m going to miss our long talks at night. Staying up together & watching the sunrise. And that bubble bath we took." His final comment is for Jimmy's wife: "Christine, your husband was just playing the game." Jimmy to Host Julie: “Yea, just playing the game, Julie.” E N D |
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