I have cracked it - the real reason behind tonight's cock-up was NOT due to poor maths/no foresight/bias towards Tom/bias towards Lisa/bias towards Rachel/judges in cahoots*.....
It was all a ploy to steal the headlines from the winner of the X Factor and to rain on Cowell's parade!!!!
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It was all a ploy to steal the headlines from the winner of the X Factor and to rain on Cowell's parade!!!!

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