...are enjoyed by our professionals?

Brendan sniffs poo - he just has that look about him.
Darren has an extensive wardrobe of corsets. No, not for Lilia - for HIM! Man-girdles.
Kristina smokes 60 a day.
Camilla collects hockey-sticks. I just think she would...
Anton has a portrait in the attic showing him aged 25. Unfortunately, unlike the novel Anton ages quickly in real life but his portrait is unchanging. He's actually 33.
Matt Cutler has a cuttings album of everything ever written about Wham!
James has a rusting Ford Capri in his front garden which he claims he is going to do up one day if his career as a British diplomat doesn't go according to plan.
Brian keeps a small Chinese man-servant in his small New York apartment who is nifty with a wok.

Or maybe not....Any ideas?

I don't know why but I really can see that being true.

Matt has never let on about his real feelings for George Michael.
To be honest George is a bit rougher than Matt usually goes for and Matt feels a bit embarrassed about it. He pretends he really likes Will Young (except Jeremy Clarkson got there first) but George is his real idol.

Brian collects Baseball caps that was on ITT when they looked around his 'crib'

The producer of ITT has a fetish for padding out his/her programme with a whole load of crap ('Ask Len', anyone ?)

If Camilla had a collection of hockey sticks I doubt Brendan's kneecaps would be in one piece now.

B*gger... "Ask Len" is the highlighlight of my televiewing week!!!! Honestly!!! LOVE IT!



PS You can't please all of the people...

I would tell you what Ola likes but James would kill me

NOBODY likes Ask Len.

Fact. Fact. Fact.

You can dress it up with smilies and winks but you'll find I'm right.

All these people who think it's cool to like Ask Len! Well, it's not. It's like saying you like Alexandra's Hallelujah.

Hah, you'll tell us you like James Jordan next....

I can imagine Anton having a secret love of amusing ties- especially ones with Homer Simpson on them!

I wonder if Camilla will get out her Brendan voodoo doll during the final and stick a pin in it just as he does an illegal lift with Lisa.

Or a BIZARRE collection of novelty Marigold rubber gloves! He looks like a man who is no stranger to washing up - don't ask why!!!!!