I like this one, but they must be kidding themselves if they think they can exert criminal law after reporting it a whole day later. This is one for Judge Judy
"Sian says relatives of Corky rushed to the house after being called by his parents, who live there with him."
Huh? Most families gather round the fire at christmas, Corky wants his family to come around to see a
jealous lover show- does it give him kicks?
Just recompense your new girlfriend for your carelessness, Corky, and drop the panty-stealing implications you two.