This series has been an ... interesting one, what with all the mix-ups and outrages and the such, so I thought we could get back into the warm cuddliness and share some of our favourite quotes from across the series!!

I'll start...(apologies for misquotes!)

Vincent: She was shaking like a leaflet…no, a leaf

Erin: This is not a rugby pitch.
Austin: Does that mean we can't have a bath together afterwards?

Anton: Jodie is so tall she can only dance with Ian, unless she danced with two of Darren.

Keeeep quoting

great idea !
LOL at vincent's !
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Craig to Jodie - You crucified that samba.
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Erin to Austin - I nearly wet my pants !
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Vincent - (something like) I couldn't believe it when we got 4 10s. It was like..WOW *falls over backwards*
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Craig to John - (says quietly with a grin) Disarrrster.
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Ian (to Jodie) - There are times when I see flashes of excellence in you. It's there and then it's gone.

Ian (to Jodie) - You're brilliant you know that? Sometimes I do wonder about you.

Ian (to Jodie) - I don't want to laugh at you but that's hilarious.

Jodie - And if they like it I will...eat my shoe.

Bruce - Where were you swimming to get caught in that net!?


I'll think of more.

Ian: I hope that Jodie will produce her breast... oops! I mean her best!

Craig: Brendan, I could kiss you!

Whereupon without turning a hair.....
Claudia : "If I can't produce my best I'll produce my breast, I've done it lots of times."

Lisa: (talking about the Tango) I have to keep my head back but not as far as ballroom (or something like that)
Brendan: (in stage whisper) This is ballroom but don't worry about it
Lisa: This is ballroom

Len: It was like a buffet of great dancing a tasty heel lead here and smorgersboard (sp?) of turns there (you get the idea)

Craig: D U double L Dull

I can't remember the first bit Claudia: The last time I did that I ended up pregnant.

Claudia - I thought for a minute I was pregnant and I didn't know - it's happened before

Len: take your knickers off and fling them in the air!

Claudia - The jive, is famously good for oompa loompas.

Jodie - This jive is going to kill me.
Ian - Not it's not.

Jodie - If I was de matador, and you was de bull, I would be mashin' up your bull 'ting.

Zoe Ball (on the friday panel, talking about when she was on the show) - Oh but that was before the war, before we had shoes...

Jodie - He's my brother from another mother.

Ian - (watching Jodie trying to Samba) No no no, not like that, not like a dog up a tree...

Jodie - He keeps treading on my toes...
Ian - That's 'cos you don't move them fast enough!

Ian - Look at my hips!
Jodie - *laughing* I'm not doing THAT!

Claudia - Oh look at Ian with his swatches!

Zoe (on friday panel) - Oh well I'm looking foward to Vincent's oily blue trousers!

Ian - Yes, the up and down bit...
James - Rise and fall...?
Ian - Yes! That's what I meant!

Jodie - We've been doing this 12 weeks!
Ian - That's 3 months...
Jodie - No wonder I'm BORED of you...

In response to getting a bit teary at the VT of Christine's exit:

Claudia: 'I didn't get much sleep last night'

Vincent (on Rachel's brothers): 'Are you sure you're related?'

Camilla : I've never been in the final in 5 years *sob*

Brucie: Here's Jelly Wallace and her partner Darren Bennett

Camilla, that's because you haven't been in SCD for 5 years.

You started SCD1 in May-July 2004 and in one year there were two SCDs. All those falls on the head from lifts.....

Erin (after their exit) - "I'm going to miss him more than the world..."

Tissues please

Jodie (when Ian slipped over ready to jump over her back in Jive training)..

"Where are you? I am waiting for you!" Whilst she had her head between her knees .

The accent made me laugh .

You have no idea how many time's I've tried to do that accent. I love the way he just layed there and laughed, giving up.

No matter how many times I have watched it, it still makes me laugh .

LOL that's too funny... I don't think he said that; I don't think even his freudian subconscious could be that funny!

The whole issue surrounding stropgate was hilarious.

Brendan: That's rubbish! The Jive was much better than that!

*Goes to stride off camera, Lisa desperately tries to keep him in shot of grabbing his arm,but he's too strong for her*

Lisa: (cheerily) Bye!!!

*After being dragged off shot, she lets go of Brendan's arms and shrugs and grins in front of the camera*

Lisa: By myself now

Tess: If you think Lisa and Brendan deserve...

Tom: Hang on, I'll take his place

*Jumps in Brendan's place, grinning inanely and assisted by the fact his shirt was very similar to what Brendan was wearing, before kissing her on the cheek*

Tess: (says something but I'm too busy laughing - probably something to do with voting)

Tess: Back to you Bruce

*Bruce is too busy watching the action backstage to fully take notice that he should now be presenting*

Cameraman: You're on, Bruce!

Bruce: What? Eh? Oh sorry!

Yep and also........

Bruce: Brenda Cole

Bruce: over to you, Jess!

Bruno: (after Rachel and Vincent's final rumba) I need a stiff drink a shower and then lets do that all again


Tess: I think i might have to join you in that shower Bruno

Len's Masterclass. When teaching Claudia the Argentine Tango, he said "I don't want to hook you because something might happen."

Darren: "Vincent and I live under the stairs at the bbc for 6 months of the year"


Darren: "Why do you love pugs so much?"
Lilia: "Cos they remind me of you"

Claudia discussing Darren's Darlings with Darren, Vincent & Ian -

Vincent: Oh my god... it sounds like a disease.

Claudia during Friday Rehersals when meeting SteadiCam guy:

Will you stay still? You're like a boyfriend I once had!

Len to John Sargent: This ain't Help the Aged!

Craig: Char char char

Bruno to Christine: Your top half was Hollywood but your bottom half was deadwood!

Matt after Christine had been going on about Mark Foster: Do you just want to partner him then?