Excuse me for the vitriol I'm about to let out, but what I've just seen has put me off my lunch and I feel I need to cleanse my thoughts.

Wonderful Miss Lawler has been advertising the Glades Shopping Centre in Bromley (obviously if you go there you can see a lot of bottle blonde airheads - well that looks to be the image they're trying to put out anyway, nice advertisement) and the theme of the ad was fairytales. She was supposedly Goldilocks (yeah in your dreams you're a natural blonde Katie) but she forgot one thing about the story, Goldilocks didn't get her leg over the bear, which is exactly how she's posed. She also posed as Snow White, and silly me I thought that Snow White had a skirt not a belt in the actual story, my mistake.

A fine family place to go to, sack that ad agency! Available now in all non reputable newspapers.

Link:
http://www.mdmdata.co.uk/features_no...ades&button=63

Time for a caption competition, surely!

http://www.the-glades-bromley.co.uk/

Maybe she is hoping for a job on Bravo TV?

I'm sure she is just teaching the bear the one-legged dance.

more like a proffessional gusset flasher to me

At least its not a bare leg-over - which I'm sure none of us would put past her.

Good grief ! What can I say? And I haven't even had my dinner yet !

Just when one thinks that it is impossible for La Lawler to stoop even lower, there she is managing to do so very nicely thankyou very much.

It is an hilarious picture though.

She even manages to make the teddy bear look sleazy!

She even manages to make that huge old teddy look small ...

I found a few more pics of Kate on that site. Is this her new job or something.


http://www.mdmdata.co.uk/features_no...ades&button=62

http://www.mdmdata.co.uk/newsletter1...letter.php?b=5

What's odd is that she's always "spotted" shopping at Bluewater. Its rather put me off going there personally.

Seems it will be safe to go there from now on.

I've never even heard of the Glades!

Well, thats one less place to choose from when I come to do my christmas shopping

The Bear: "Och no, when they said they wanted two Big Brother winners for the ad campaign I thought it would be a lot different."

Kate Lawler: "Shut up and get your hand off my bum Cameron."

Oh goody - I'll be getting one of those Glades mags in my local paper this week then - sadly Katie was eaten by my Jack Russell/Manchester Terrier cross last time. It's OK she was fine afterwards - Katie on the other hand ended up looking like poop despite her 'environmentalgastrointestinal' make-over, -some things never change - ho hum

PS - Did the Teddy on the floor fall out?

Katie had a little bear
To which she was so kind
And everywhere that Katie went
You saw her bear behind

Mummy Bear to Daddy Bear - " There's no porridge up there, she must have eaten it "

Katy had a little bear
It's fleece was white as snow
But after what that Katy did
That bear was in the know

Mummy bear to Daddy bear - "Told you collar and cuffs wouldn't match"

Three little bears
See how they run
They all ran after the Katie-bear
Who blinded them all with her gusset-flare
Now all long gone

Kate to the Bear "See, I told you I'd get you into showbiz Jonny"

Baby bear - "It's a bit draughty."

Katie to the bear: 'I only 'avin' a larfff - (I nominated you)'.

Mummy Bear to Daddy Bear : " Err, are you sure she's been stuffed ? "

Katie to the bear: "sorry I'm a bit slow - were you the panda or was that me?"