Kate to the bears - "Stuffed? It brought tears to my eyes, and tears to my......"

Kate to the Bear "..but what really made me laugh, was the clip of you being shot"

Katie had a little bear
It's fur was brown and muddy
That Teddy shared our Katie's bed
Before that scoundrel Woody

Katie to the bear: " D'ya like my punch? Just hold me up, smile for the camera and it'll be fine.......they won't show it.....
Do you have a mop by the way?"

Thanks anon. Nothing beats a good old-fashioned Kate bashing thread.

Katie had a little bear
It was the first of many
But after all t'was was over then
He knew she's ten a penny

Katie to daddy bear ..." is that your padding or are you just pleased to see me "

mummy bear ..." get your hands off my man ...bitch " !!!!

baby bear ...." mummmmmmmyyy she's dislocated my shoulder" sob sob sob

Kate is a winner ! Nice work if you can get it.
You're all just jealous because Mr Sibley the losercan't. It's all dried up for him.

Change that record please. Not the old you're just jealous and so on and so on. Can't you come up with a better arguement than that one again.

Haven't we met somewhere before? In a "previous life" maybe...
...anyway, to the point in hand, nice to see you mentioning the wonderful Alex when no-one had yet in this thread, good relevent answer there. Erm, are you talking about Katie "I've lost 3 jobs in the space of a week" Lawler?! What a winner indeed in that case.

One possible caption has to be the baby bear saying, "Mummy I think there's another bear living up there!"

Katie had a little bear
She'd rather have a man
Bears all right for playing
But not for Follow The Van

well someone has to mention Alex (sibley), keeping his memory alive, so to speak. If that has to be done in a thread about Kate, so be it, it has been a long time since Alex has done anything to warrant his own thread.

Yes, all of five days - three if you count the repeats on Friday and Saturday........

Hoisted by your own petard! Where's the Keelhauling thread when you need it?! Alex has a thread on page 1 right now.

..but he doesn't warrant his on thread. What he is currently doing is so irrelevant its hardly worth a post, he should sack his agents and try to emulate what Kate (the nations favourite) has done (ie lose the BB refrences and become a star based on ability and not being relient about coming fourth in BB)

I say this to help Alex (sibley) not to kick him when he's down.

Anyway i'll be much happier talking about Cameron, he does deserve criticism.

Pick a thread DD, there are enough of them on here. :sleep:

well, someone should make some more

Can we get back the point of this thread please? You may be trying to sidestep the issue DEADDOG but Miss Katie, your (not the nation's) favourite, has made a complete and utter fool of herself, prostituting herself in what are meant to be fairytale scenes. She just made them look sleazy. Hardly a job people are clamouring to do methinks.

"a complete an utter fool" I don't think so. I hardly think they can be described as sleazy (anyway that was one of the seven dwarfs wasn't it? ). I thought the images were perfect for an ad campaign to apeal to people of all ages, this is hardly surprisiong with Kates fantastic ability to be able to choose just what, and what not to do (unlike SOME HMs).

I will be more than willing to get back on topic, in fact I just have.

The popular and lovely Kate has family appeal, that's why they chose her.
Sibley the looser was 'clamouring' for the job, he needs one They said no but would he be interested in cleaning the toilets, domestos will be provided

Think you have it the wrong way round there, looks like it's Kate who needs the job not Alex, oh how the mighty have fallen.

....look no further than one A. Sobley. Don't tell me the 'angels' have forgotten about the Pilot Show already

Stop changing the letters in Alex's name to suit yourself Loondon. As for the pilot show ( good to know you couldn't resist watching it ), although I admit to having reservations about it at the time, Alex handled and came out of it well. Alex is such a star.

They kept very quite about that one (wonder why ? ).

Still it was good to see him on TV, I just wish his agents would do something about his voice, its like listening to Minnie Mouse on helium sometimes, surely voice coaches can work on that?

Again I am saying this to help, not hinder Alex career.

Alex has got a great voice and a seriously cool accent.

Kate, on the other hand, sounds like Kaff, of Kaff's Caff in Eastenders - only more common. She should take elocution lessons, she's got plenty of time now the Capital thing has ended and with FA:LL being scrapped as well.

I'm only suggesting this for her own good, of course.