Guess what came in the post this morning.
It came from Sky without a warning
The letter from Sky said Robert, we’ve missed you.
We want you back, so here’s an offer to twist you.
Forty nine pounds buys Sky HD, 31 channels for you to see
Cast aside the set up fee, as we know you, we’ll do it free
Vibrant colour and Dolby sound, super value pound for pound
As I read on, a catch I’ve found, more to pay I’ll be bound
For forty nine pounds there’s no HD ‘cept ITV and BBC
For true HD you’ll need a pack, sixteen fifty if you come back
For sixteen fifty get true HD, 31 channels for you to see
For sixteen fifty no HD ‘cept ITV and BBC.
To get HD you’ll need a pack, another tenner if you come back
Of this offer I’m apprehensive, Sky TV is very expensive
For less than the cost per annum above I bought my Foxsat which I love
I watch HD with no restriction, I watch HD with no subscription
My viewing is free, which includes HD from BBC and ITV
So thank you Sky I must say no, I think you know where to go