Following on from Zoe's hypnosis (over egging it much, love?), Ive been wondering what the other couples could use the Paul McKenna treatment for?

Ray and Maria - Ray could be hypnotised into getting rid of his disturbingly frequent facial tic -or 'winking' as he prefers to call it. Anyone else noticed how he and Maria kiss and cuddle an alarming amount as well?

Zoe - could have made much better us of her hypnosis techniques -for example -she could actually use it to help her stop gittering on repeatedly ...all together now Zoe -breathe


Michael - could have been put into a deep trance..............and left there. Also, he could have been made to realise that he's not as charming as he thinks he is -oh, and that a gaping mouth doesnt signify personality in an ice dance.

It may not seem like it but I dont mind any of the competitors this year -this is just a wee bit of fun. Any hypnosis suggestions?

Philip to be hypnotized to stop him shouting.

The producers to stop the -seemingly obligatory - and very annoying "to be revealed after the break"

So annoying.
Todd, to make him think he is Christopher Dean. Or Jayne Torvill, either will do.