I hate it when ...............

..... someone thought it would be a good idea to give Jessica false eyelashes longer than her husband's legs.

...... ad breaks interrupt the good bit in a film I've waited up to watch.

..... the people I vote for get voted out the same night. (Why didn't I think of that in the General Election?)

..... I try to enter a password on the microwave.

I hate it when......... Jane Doh beats me to it!!

I hate it when......... this board is so slow compared to SCD one.

I hate it when......... Philip Schofield speaks.

I hate it when......... Philip Schofield SHOUTS.

I hate it when ........ 'Arry walks out. Twice!

(Sorry, the username judas25 brought back bitter memories!)

Ah yes, my BF would say much the same about Alan Smith - a name which cannot be mentioned in our house without much cursing.

ManUre's CR7 cannot be mentioned in our house. My daughter won't wear anything red either because of the ManUre connotations. Blue only in our house.

Yay: Blues

Nay: Reds

Nay: Thread confusion issues

I hate it when.......

Holly Willoughby introduces T & D onto the ice for their pro routine at the start of the show. She shrieks their names so loudly that every dog in the neighbourhood begins to howl - and I can't tell you how much I've had to spend on replacing my wine glasses.

Every week I open a bottle of wine at the start of the show and every week it ends up all over my lap.

This Sunday I'll stick to tinnies.

Jane

Yay only blue
Nay to anything red.

I hate it when I have to work and there is a big fire engine outside full of men in uniform practising rescuing of the roof.

I hate it when I am nowhere near Fliss's workplace!

= = = = =

I hate it cos my bubbly mates aren't here to see the gorgeous firemen.

I hate talking about gorgeous firemen and not being able to see them.

I hate it when the frogs in my garden hibernate. And the woodmice. And the hedgehog - and not in the hedgehog box I made especially for him, the ungrateful little hog.

I hate it when folk stand too close behind you in a queue. It has happened three times today...the evil side of me wanted to step back and "accidentally" crush their toes.

Don't invade personal space people!

I hate it when people keep asking me what the firemen are doing, NO THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO GET A CAT OF THE ROOF.

They are trying to find Todd Carty cos he doesn't want to skate of Sunday

PS I hate it even more when they have finished, no more firemen to watch *sob*

Sorry, that was me. I didn't want to see Todd skate again on Sunday so I kidnapped him and sent him packing to join Nicole Cutler at the chippy down the road from Hal's house. He must be trying to escape through the sky light again.

I hate it when he does that.

You could stop that sort of caper easily now the cold snap's here. Just pour a bucket of water over your roof tiles and wait for the freeze. A sheet of ice usually halts any form of co-ordination in Todd very effectively.

Nice one ladies PMSL

This thread has got nothing to do with dancing on Ice!!!!

I hate it when DOI threads go off topic now and again.


I also hate it when I miss DOI because I was distracted by something else.

I also, also hate it when the awful outfits on DOI distract you from the skating.

I hate it when ......... other drivers fail to use their indicators when taking a turn, one does not have a crystal ball.

Don't you just hate that.....?

Call the Fire Brigade!

Not again! Fliss has barely recovered from the last lot that were outside her office not rescuing a cat.

lol, they can come and visit me this time. btw, were you sazperkins on the BBC SCD boards? I was StrictlyAutumn-you probably don't remember me, I was very forgettable