As we all know, the ratings for Countdown have slid considerably in recent years, mainly thanks to students playing Angry Birds and Tweeting when they wake up, and record numbers of pensioners on HRT out dogging. So I had an idea for a revamp.
1. Left shoe
2. Right shoe
3. Left stocking
4. Right stocking
5. Coat
6. Skirt
7. Blouse
8. Bra
9. Knickers
Rachael has to remove as many items of clothing as there are letters in the winning word? She can choose any items she likes.
Then, when some clever clogs manages "spaldeens" or "trematode", it brightens up everyone's day. If a contestant's word is disallowed by Susie, they have to remove that number of items instead, which may be unpleasant. Similarly, the moment the clock starts ticking for the conundrum, Nick stands up, starts undoing his tie and stripping off at a steady pace, providing an extra incentive for the contestants to get the word as soon as bloody possible.