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Old 11-02-2009, 13:59
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How about this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlGiaTxvwxw

What song lyrics do you find bad?
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:03
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Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
what a load of carp.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:03
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Not sure, but Escape From Ibiza by Earl Zinger are amongst the funniest.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:04
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like everything black lace did
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:05
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Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear .....
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:07
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Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear .....
Suicide
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:07
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There was one (years ago) about "I'm gonna write a classic, I'm gonna write it in the attic" got stuck in my head for far too many years, just awful.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:08
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I just remembered, I think the lyrics to 'she's so lovely' by scouting for girls are pretty diabolical too, like they were written by a 5 year old; "I love the way she makes me drool, I think that she is beau-ti-fuuul..."
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:08
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brim full of asher on the 49......
What the hell?!
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:08
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I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:09
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I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast.


What the hell is that?! That's bad, yet funny
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:10
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This one. why oh why!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXSyQjppqG0
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:10
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But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it
Drifting apart like a plate tectonic

What's that all about?
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:11
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Would have been a great instrumental.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:12
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What the hell is that?! That's bad, yet funny
Des'ree - Life
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:12
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There was one (years ago) about "I'm gonna write a classic, I'm gonna write it in the attic" got stuck in my head for far too many years, just awful.
what is that? i recognise the lyric but can`t recall the song.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:12
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I remember that crap! Makes no sense.

A bit like that other one about castles - "Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky"...
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:14
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What the hell is that?! That's bad, yet funny
I think the song was called, 'Life'. Can't remember the woman's name.

I just couldn't listen to it - set my teeth on edge.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:15
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what is that? i recognise the lyric but can`t recall the song.
Classic by Adrian Gurvitz, IIRC.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:15
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"I'll take a shower, I will scour, I will roam..."
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:16
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what is that? i recognise the lyric but can`t recall the song.

I have no idea, just remember those lines and the miserable voice that went with it, at the time it seemed to be everywhere I went.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:16
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And yet she sang 'You Gotta Be' which was great, and duetted with Terence Trent D'arby (yum) on 'Delicate' which was gorgeous. From one extreme to the other eh....
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:19
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*Im as serious as cancer when i say rythem is a dancer*

Wrong and crap on every single level.
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:22
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You may know im a huuuuge Prince fan but "I want to f*ck the taste right outta your mouth" is a bit....
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Old 11-02-2009, 14:26
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"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime". Yes there bloody well will! They've got Kilimanjaro, ferf*cksakes! Remember Ernest Hemingway's classic novel "The Lack Of Snow On Kilimanjaro"? No you don't, because it was called "The Snows Of Kilimanjaro" BECAUSE THE DAMN THING'S GOT SNOW ON IT AND IS IN AFRICA. There'll be a damn sight more snow in Africa than there will be in England on any given Christmastime!
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