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Worst song lyrics?
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Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree what a load of carp.
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody |
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Not sure, but Escape From Ibiza by Earl Zinger are amongst the funniest.
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what a load of carp.
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Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear ..... |
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Where do we go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear .....
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There was one (years ago) about "I'm gonna write a classic, I'm gonna write it in the attic" got stuck in my head for far too many years, just awful.
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I just remembered, I think the lyrics to 'she's so lovely' by scouting for girls are pretty diabolical too, like they were written by a 5 year old; "I love the way she makes me drool, I think that she is beau-ti-fuuul..."
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brim full of asher on the 49......
What the hell?! |
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I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast. |
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I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What the hell is that?! That's bad, yet funny
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This one. why oh why!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXSyQjppqG0 |
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But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it
Drifting apart like a plate tectonic What's that all about? |
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This one. why oh why!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXSyQjppqG0
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What the hell is that?! That's bad, yet funny ![]() |
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There was one (years ago) about "I'm gonna write a classic, I'm gonna write it in the attic" got stuck in my head for far too many years, just awful.
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This one. why oh why!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXSyQjppqG0 A bit like that other one about castles - "Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky"...
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What the hell is that?! That's bad, yet funny ![]() I just couldn't listen to it - set my teeth on edge. |
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what is that? i recognise the lyric but can`t recall the song.
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"I'll take a shower, I will scour, I will roam..."
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what is that? i recognise the lyric but can`t recall the song.
I have no idea, just remember those lines and the miserable voice that went with it, at the time it seemed to be everywhere I went. |
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Des'ree - Life
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*Im as serious as cancer when i say rythem is a dancer*
Wrong and crap on every single level. |
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You may know im a huuuuge Prince fan but "I want to f*ck the taste right outta your mouth" is a bit....
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"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime". Yes there bloody well will! They've got Kilimanjaro, ferf*cksakes! Remember Ernest Hemingway's classic novel "The Lack Of Snow On Kilimanjaro"? No you don't, because it was called "The Snows Of Kilimanjaro" BECAUSE THE DAMN THING'S GOT SNOW ON IT AND IS IN AFRICA. There'll be a damn sight more snow in Africa than there will be in England on any given Christmastime!
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