Lips!

Everyone has been dreadful thus far... Braced for Norman Gentle impact!!

LOL @ Randy: "It would've been better if it was in tune!" You go, dawg!

Si bang on with me..it was terrible, but he likes her legs. Defo pitchy. Yeah I think she's blown it too.

Yes, Randy, it would have been better if it had been in tune, lol.

Wish they'd stop blaming the songs!

Holy macaroni! She couldn't even use a microphone correctly.

Which ones? Those shorts are short!

On the x-factor the backing track is often too loud, but on AI it needs to be louder to drown them out.

Anyone notice Paula doesn't seem as nutty as she's been on previous series? Is she off the sauce?

aahahahh, Im laughing too much

Jeanine has a personality though and was laughing her head off, and wants a better song, and don't we all Jeanine.

Simon's confiscated her Vicodin.

I miss crazy Paula!

She sort of sounds as if she is, measuring her words. Mind you she could be hiding it.

I wish they could just skip everyone and go straight to the end of the show so I can watch Adam.

Sort of legs to wear them. -nod-: Wish I could but it's too chilly at present.

Crazy Paula is my favourite kind of Paula.

I also love overenthusiastic, whooping Paula...all up on her feet shaking it like a fruitcake and elbowing Simon and Randy 'dawg' J. in the noggin.

Randy hasn't allowed anybody entry into his dog pound in quite a while...that saddens me.

Normund Gentle!

Now, I like this guy. At least he's memorable.

Absolute genius!!!

One thing I like about Norman is he's very aware that he's not going to suddenly become a cool pop star. He's a genuinely nice guy.

Exactly! That's why Kara was looking at daggers and Simon was giggling when 'lips' were mentioned.

Wahaaaaaaaay, here comes the entertainment.

It's like hearing a black woman trapped in the body of a geeky white dude.

I am laughing already! This guy is funny and can sing in tune!

Wow this is awful.

But I knew that anyway. What an idiot.

Oh, man