I've just seen Craig on the advert for Heston's Medieval Feast which looks like it'll be on next Tuesday at 9 on Channel 4.

That could be interesting! He might have some pithy comments if he's given some weird things to eat, and no doubt he will because a) the period, and b) Heston B.

I suppose he qualifies as he did so well on celeb masterchef. I've never seen anyone shake like that though.

It shows him eating a candle. Yes, you're probably as confused as I am.

Well even if he knows about food, his table manners are obviously apalling. Or are his manners OK but he doesn't know as much about food as he thinks he does? Yep, confused I'll just have to watch it to find out.