The ex wives (of Angela) club when Norris asked the other two who was taking Doreen out, and they both were, and one of them proclaimed: "A Doreen sandwich"
haha looking back on those one liners is ace.
have to say that i think blanche and carla have had some of the best ones.. they pull them off brilliantly too.
Would love to see a battle of one liners between blanche, carla, karen macdonald & tracy barlow.
take note corrie writers if you're looking at this thread.
haha:D
[When Sarah Platt was trying on her wedding dress.She stormed past Sally and red wine was spilt on her. Eileen lobbed her white wine at her as well]
Gail: What was that for?!?
Eileen: It's white wine... it gets red wine out!!
Gail: On carpets not on wedding dresses!!!
Sarah: Does anyone else wanna throw something on me?!
[Jason and Sarah having a row]
Jason :I don't know what i ever saw in you, you bunny boiling freak! legs from heaven, personality from hell.
Kelly : I treat my body like a temple.
Janice : Open to everyone, day and night.
[Eileen Grimshaw on Tracey Barlow ]
''Even the initials of her name spell a killer disease!''
- Blanche: "There's nowt worse than folk poring over other people's misfortunes for their own entertainment. Now pipe down, I can't hear a word of 'Trisha'."
- New Year's Day at the Barlow's:
Ken: "I wonder what this year'll bring?"
Blanche: "You never know, I might die."
- Blanche, when asked by Deirdre if she wanted to come and help Shelley try on her wedding dress:
"Do you think I've got nowt better to do?"
- Blanche and Norris after realising the presumed dead Rita was actually alive:
Norris: "I couldn't find a pulse."
Blanche: "I'm not surprised underneath all that make-up."
Danny Baldwin to the factory girls on his first day at Underworld:
"Knickers down, lets talk."
Blanche to Deirdre when Deirdre was annoyed she'd spent all her inheritance money on a house for Tracy:
"I bet you were planning to ditch Ken and use the money to set off on a round-the-world cruise, hoping to find yourself some rich businessman...although knowing you, you would have probably ended up with a salesman trying to pass himself off as the captain of the ship."
Cilla and Yana discussing Schmichel, Cilla talking about the dog being sick and Yana about it helping her to attract men:
Cilla: "Has there been any foaming at the mouth?"
Yana: "No, but some of them were definitely interested."
Bet Lynch and Percy Sugden on Percy's passion for bird-watching:
Percy: "Did you know I was a twitcher?"
Bet: "I had me' suspicions."
I think Graeme has had loads that have really made me laugh, this is the only one i can remember:
To David about Tina: "Scary combination. Looks like your girlfriend, sounds like your mother."
I think Blanche has the best though. Everything she said at Peter's AA meeting was hilarious, and about Ken before his university reuinion thing I remember her saying something like "have you told them you're washing up cups for a woman that used to be called Harold?"
Beth to Tracy: "You're one of the best housemates I've ever had. I had one housemate who set fire to the setee as she said it was talking through Holby City. Mind you, she was taking pills."
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The mind boggles...
Edit: Great thread by the way!
Janice: "I could have been seriously injured."
Danny: "Yeah, you could have, but luckily she hit you in the face."
- Blanche on Mike Baldwin's Alzhimers:
"Hey, I tell you one thing, I bet our Deirdre's glad she chose Kenneth now."
- Kevin and Sally on Rosie growing up too fast:
Sally: "I blame it all on that Christina Aguilera."
Kev: "Is she in our Rosie's class?"
- Blanche: "Wanda's got termites."
- Blanche, Vera and Frankie on Terry Duckworth:
Vera: "You put me in mind of our lot when we were younger. Our Terry could turn heads back then."
Blanche: "Now he just turns stomachs."
- Vera hearing that the police have found cannabis planted in the Duckworth's allotment:
"Oh no, we won't be able to have the vicar round to tea any more."
'oh no roy dosent drink, not after he woke up next to tracey barlow the murderess'
have to say that i think blanche and carla have had some of the best ones.. they pull them off brilliantly too.
Would love to see a battle of one liners between blanche, carla, karen macdonald & tracy barlow.
take note corrie writers if you're looking at this thread.
haha:D
Gail: What was that for?!?
Eileen: It's white wine... it gets red wine out!!
Gail: On carpets not on wedding dresses!!!
Sarah: Does anyone else wanna throw something on me?!
[Jason and Sarah having a row]
Jason :I don't know what i ever saw in you, you bunny boiling freak! legs from heaven, personality from hell.
Kelly : I treat my body like a temple.
Janice : Open to everyone, day and night.
[Eileen Grimshaw on Tracey Barlow ]
''Even the initials of her name spell a killer disease!''
This is definately one of my faves:cool:
- New Year's Day at the Barlow's:
Ken: "I wonder what this year'll bring?"
Blanche: "You never know, I might die."
- Blanche, when asked by Deirdre if she wanted to come and help Shelley try on her wedding dress:
"Do you think I've got nowt better to do?"
- Blanche and Norris after realising the presumed dead Rita was actually alive:
Norris: "I couldn't find a pulse."
Blanche: "I'm not surprised underneath all that make-up."
"I know she's a cow.....but she's our cow"
he's a tryer i'll give him that
another of dev's engagement parties when they're putting banners up in the rovers, probably said by shelly
maybe he got a good discount for being a regular customer
corrie one liners are legendary
"Knickers down, lets talk."
Blanche to Deirdre when Deirdre was annoyed she'd spent all her inheritance money on a house for Tracy:
"I bet you were planning to ditch Ken and use the money to set off on a round-the-world cruise, hoping to find yourself some rich businessman...although knowing you, you would have probably ended up with a salesman trying to pass himself off as the captain of the ship."
Cilla and Yana discussing Schmichel, Cilla talking about the dog being sick and Yana about it helping her to attract men:
Cilla: "Has there been any foaming at the mouth?"
Yana: "No, but some of them were definitely interested."
Bet Lynch and Percy Sugden on Percy's passion for bird-watching:
Percy: "Did you know I was a twitcher?"
Bet: "I had me' suspicions."
Athough he said it a lot funnier than I just typed it.
Of course in reference to the late, great, Lord Richard Hillman...
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Richard-Hillman/398132581578
It was Harry Hill's sketch after, that cracked me up about that one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX80OqR4ALE
To David about Tina: "Scary combination. Looks like your girlfriend, sounds like your mother."
I think Blanche has the best though. Everything she said at Peter's AA meeting was hilarious, and about Ken before his university reuinion thing I remember her saying something like "have you told them you're washing up cups for a woman that used to be called Harold?"
he sees this job
chesney: "have you got any gcses?"
kirk: "hit me with another"
It was Ena Sharples.
Richard: You should have stayed at the party Maxine!
In Fact " Norman Bates with a Briefcase" springs to mind
LOL. That was so funny. I bet the baby still has nightmares
i never heared that saying before