But he's currently appearing on one show as the other is not on air so more likely to be the first one.
Maybe it is the first one, I was just thinking ( not being vulgar ) but I would imgaine that people at a party would have preferred to see the second perform such an act (far better looking) rather than the first. Mind you some people switch off the lights and yawn when they want guests to go home, maybe the first one mentioned does this in order to get guests to leave , rapidly I would imagine.
Maybe it is the first one, I was just thinking ( not being vulgar ) but I would imgaine that people at a party would have preferred to see the second perform such an act (far better looking) rather than the first. Mind you some people switch off the lights and yawn when they want guests to go home, maybe the first one mentioned does this in order to get guests to leave , rapidly I would imagine.
PMSL - that's just made me spit water all over my screen
Could it be someone who shares a name with you who has just put his team mate in hospital?
Or a certain captain whos team didn't make it through to the European Cup final. He is supposed to be racist.
I'd say the second was more likely based on my understanding of 'wide-boy' usually implying a Londoner..... although with a footballer it could be his playing position as well I suppose.
I'd say the second was more likely based on my understanding of 'wide-boy' usually implying a Londoner..... although with a footballer it could be his playing position as well I suppose.
My first thought was the former Miss GB's fella - perhaps why they were together, same viewpoints?
However, there has been a racist rumour following somebody else about for a long time now. It started when he played in White in Yorkshire (and was charged by Police for Affray on a black man) and continued when he played in Black and White stripes up north (remember the on pitch brawl with own team mate of mixed race origin - i think mixed anyway) I could be wrong but i think he now plays for the Claret team that my original guess also plays for.
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.
2. This aging former A list actor got his license suspended quite awhile ago and has about another year to go before he can drive legally again. He thinks he can beat the system and drive, but also knows he better not get caught. To try and appear less noticeable, our actor has an old beat up Hyundai Accent he drives around town while wearing a hat and sunglasses. **I don't think he's quite thought through the whole getting out of the car thing though.**
3 & 4. OK, this one is a little complicated.
--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?
Here's a little tale about a grunge legend and close personal friend of Kurt and Courtney you may not have heard yet.
A story has worked its way through the space-time continuum from the mid-nineties, when this chap was being hip and cool as only he can, and 'hanging' with some of Brighton's brighter bands.
Somehow, he convinced a 16-year-old girl to come back to his monster's lair and view his impressive collection of Nirvana's teabags and empty shampoo bottles. The young lady took a seat in the lounge while our legend disappeared from the room, only to re-appear in a gimp mask.
Before the terrified young thing could react, he opened his mouth, stuck his tongue out and begged her to extinguish lit cigarettes on his chubby tongue. The girl fled from the house and immediately told her mother, who took matters into her own hands.
Turning up on matey's doorstep, she shouted her disgust at his kinky requests, much to the amusement of the neighbours and the pathetic perve's horror, backing away into his grubby little rat-hole and staying there for quite a few days.
(holy moly mailout today)
can only think of 2 grunge legends who were friends of K'n'C
one who's a drummer now in another top band today
one who was a citrus cranium
Here's a little tale about a grunge legend and close personal friend of Kurt and Courtney you may not have heard yet.
A story has worked its way through the space-time continuum from the mid-nineties, when this chap was being hip and cool as only he can, and 'hanging' with some of Brighton's brighter bands.
Somehow, he convinced a 16-year-old girl to come back to his monster's lair and view his impressive collection of Nirvana's teabags and empty shampoo bottles. The young lady took a seat in the lounge while our legend disappeared from the room, only to re-appear in a gimp mask.
Before the terrified young thing could react, he opened his mouth, stuck his tongue out and begged her to extinguish lit cigarettes on his chubby tongue. The girl fled from the house and immediately told her mother, who took matters into her own hands.
Turning up on matey's doorstep, she shouted her disgust at his kinky requests, much to the amusement of the neighbours and the pathetic perve's horror, backing away into his grubby little rat-hole and staying there for quite a few days.
(holy moly mailout today)
can only think of 2 grunge legends who were friends of K'n'C
one who's a drummer now in another top band today
one who was a citrus cranium
It could be a jounalist who wrote a book about Nirvana.
Think of a mountain beginning with 'E' and look at the first word in the title of the story.
I think they might be talking the mick with the 'grunge legend' bit.
Edit: Think of the actor Rupert's surname as the blind item man's first name.
He also released two singles with 'Legend' in the title.
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Maybe it is the first one, I was just thinking ( not being vulgar ) but I would imgaine that people at a party would have preferred to see the second perform such an act (far better looking) rather than the first. Mind you some people switch off the lights and yawn when they want guests to go home, maybe the first one mentioned does this in order to get guests to leave , rapidly I would imagine.
PMSL - that's just made me spit water all over my screen
"WHICH fading Premiership wideboy is being given the cold shoulder by his team-mates because of his racist views and use of the "n" word?"
Any Ideas??
their tackle is pretty hilarious anyway so just to complete the picture (and cos they have a sense of humour) they leave their socks on
which twizzling chef was recently caught AGAIN up on Hampstead where he lives with his missus.......
Could his views have influenced his Ex Girlfriend' rants?
PUKKA ME well it has happened before and all hushed over.
Surely not :eek: Blimey is anyone not leading a double life?
This one interests me alot. If any one knows could I have a PM or post a clue?
Could it be someone who shares a name with you who has just put his team mate in hospital?
Or a certain captain whos team didn't make it through to the European Cup final. He is supposed to be racist.
I'd say the second was more likely based on my understanding of 'wide-boy' usually implying a Londoner..... although with a footballer it could be his playing position as well I suppose.
Noooooo, well I never :eek:
He is hardly a fading player.
True - I was just commenting on the 2 choices given, but you're absolutely right, can't be him
However, there has been a racist rumour following somebody else about for a long time now. It started when he played in White in Yorkshire (and was charged by Police for Affray on a black man) and continued when he played in Black and White stripes up north (remember the on pitch brawl with own team mate of mixed race origin - i think mixed anyway) I could be wrong but i think he now plays for the Claret team that my original guess also plays for.
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.
2. This aging former A list actor got his license suspended quite awhile ago and has about another year to go before he can drive legally again. He thinks he can beat the system and drive, but also knows he better not get caught. To try and appear less noticeable, our actor has an old beat up Hyundai Accent he drives around town while wearing a hat and sunglasses. **I don't think he's quite thought through the whole getting out of the car thing though.**
3 & 4. OK, this one is a little complicated.
--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?
True Romance
Here's a little tale about a grunge legend and close personal friend of Kurt and Courtney you may not have heard yet.
A story has worked its way through the space-time continuum from the mid-nineties, when this chap was being hip and cool as only he can, and 'hanging' with some of Brighton's brighter bands.
Somehow, he convinced a 16-year-old girl to come back to his monster's lair and view his impressive collection of Nirvana's teabags and empty shampoo bottles. The young lady took a seat in the lounge while our legend disappeared from the room, only to re-appear in a gimp mask.
Before the terrified young thing could react, he opened his mouth, stuck his tongue out and begged her to extinguish lit cigarettes on his chubby tongue. The girl fled from the house and immediately told her mother, who took matters into her own hands.
Turning up on matey's doorstep, she shouted her disgust at his kinky requests, much to the amusement of the neighbours and the pathetic perve's horror, backing away into his grubby little rat-hole and staying there for quite a few days.
(holy moly mailout today)
can only think of 2 grunge legends who were friends of K'n'C
one who's a drummer now in another top band today
one who was a citrus cranium
It could be a jounalist who wrote a book about Nirvana.
Think of a mountain beginning with 'E' and look at the first word in the title of the story.
I think they might be talking the mick with the 'grunge legend' bit.
Edit: Think of the actor Rupert's surname as the blind item man's first name.
He also released two singles with 'Legend' in the title.
That's true, I agree