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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    #177
    newda898 wrote: »
    Lol, there's loads of ancient threads that have suddenly been bumped ready for Friday.

    But none so good as this one is:D A read of this is a wonderful cure when one is feeling a bit low and miserable.
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    hugsiehugsie Posts: 17,497
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    Ah I do love this thread. :D
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    RuthStarRuthStar Posts: 5,729
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    #179
    I've re-read this thread numerous times now, and its still funny. one of the best DS threads ever.
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    hugsiehugsie Posts: 17,497
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    #180
    RuthStar wrote: »
    I've re-read this thread numerous times now, and its still funny. one of the best DS threads ever.

    The repull
    Another candidate:
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=152401
    :D
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    MadameLaMinxMadameLaMinx Posts: 895
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    hugsie wrote: »
    The repull
    Another candidate:
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=152401
    :D

    I read this, went there, and have only just emerged.

    I'll never get those hours back :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    #182
    10/10 ive shat myself laughing, can i lend the kit:)
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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    SkyPaulusPlus wrote: »
    10/10 ive shat myself laughing, can i lend the kit:)

    But it is not yours to lend, Biffo may let you borrow it though:D
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    #184
    Lyricalis wrote: »
    Cleaning up an anal eruption is pretty yucky, or so I'm told.
    :eek:

    Like we needed to know that.
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    #185
    Biffo the Bear wrote: »
    but this one is definitely up there with the most mental

    :D @ "up there".
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    #186
    Caxton wrote: »
    BIFFOS COLONIC IRRIGATION SERVICE

    Any Job Undertaken
    No Job Too Large or Too Small
    Service with a Smile
    £250 + vat
    10% Discount for Bulk Orders and DS Members

    Book now before it's too late !!!!!
    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    How can I book without a number to ring :confused:
    The perfect number would be:-
    0800-688-7448
    Reading the letters off the phone keypad, it'd read:-
    0800-OUT-SHIT.
    :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 885
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    I remember reading this thread ages ago when I was still a lurker and it had me 100% LMAO!!

    Biffo, I salute you, you and your ar$e are legendary! :D:cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,481
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    #188
    How is the old box of fudge these days, Biffo?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,717
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    #189
    The Todd wrote: »
    A spoon and a bottle of water.
    What, not even a plastic sheet for the bed & something to help you relax? :eek: Broken Britain, etc. :D
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    I think this thread should be stickied to the top of the forum for all eternity as a wierd and disgusting trophy to Biffo.

    Best thread ever!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 93
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    Legendary.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 193
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    A word to the wise - don't have a chick pea curry the night before or you run the risk of pebble-dashing your bathroom. I speak from experience
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 783
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    I've never laughed so much at a thread!!! Brilliant :D
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    shaz20shaz20 Posts: 508
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    OMG this thread is better than a full box of anti depressants.
    Tears running down my face with laughter. This should be copied and sent to every colonic clinic for clients to read to pass the time while passing the "waste" pmsl. Wtg Biffo
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    f_196f_196 Posts: 11,829
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    Sometimes threads really do deserve to be bumped to be read by another generation. Excellent thread. I haven't laughed so much in ages.
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    mimi dlcmimi dlc Posts: 13,423
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    Biffo the Bear wrote: »
    yup! i knew this aptop would come in handy

    Surely this should be followed by

    " I just shat all over my keyboard....":o
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    Miriams SisterMiriams Sister Posts: 7,967
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    #197
    This thread again - you really are scraping the bottom..........
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    abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    Excellent thread! :D

    Have wondered about the benefits of these things for a while.

    I probably won't go down the DIY route now! :D
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    Nesta RobbinsNesta Robbins Posts: 31,038
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    YAY :D:D:D

    (Whenever I see this thread resurrected it always makes my day).
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,290
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    Well i`m glad someone resurrected it ............ I`d never seen it before and i`m laughing my head off here .............. Well done Biffo the Bear :) .............. Your posts always make me laugh ................ :D
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    chocoholic100chocoholic100 Posts: 6,411
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    Miriams Sister wrote: »
    This thread again - you really are scraping the bottom..........

    I know, I never thought it was funny?
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