When Phoebe's wedding present to Monica and Chandler is her grandmother's secret cookie recipe and it gets burnt in the fire so they're trying to work out what it is from a small remaining piece of cookie :
Phoebe - It was crated by the baker 'Nestlee Toulouse'
Monica - Nestle Toll House?! (grabbing a bag of Nestle cookies from the cupboard)
Phoebe - Oh, you American's just butcher the French
lol
love that episode
and this bit:
monica: why didn't you keep another copy, keep it in a fireproof box and at least 10 metres away from the original??! (i can't remember the exact wording )
phoebe: because... i'm normal!
Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink.
Chandler: And a LEMON LIME.
Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Joey: And last but not least.
[Monica receives her gift]
Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
(Rachel having contractions)
Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Joey's speech for Chandler and Monica's wedding - We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. It is a love based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive."
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day!
How could I forget when Chandler and Monica are discussing the natural father of the baby (the college kid or the man who killed his dad with a shovel):
Monica: Of course it could be the college boy
Chandler: It's us- of COURSE it's the shovel killer
Monica: But would we feel any different, would we love it less?
Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him!
And when the penny drops: (approx!)
Monica: "Seems Erica didn't pay much attention in sex ed class".
Chandler: "The thing we sometimes do or the thing we NEVER do"
Monica: "The thing we NEVER do"
Chandler: "Shovelly Joe!"
My favourite line is where Chandler's parents meet each other at his wedding and start the remarks at each other - obviously with Chandler's dad now being a woman (played by Kathleen Turner if I'm right?) with the lines of...
Chandler's dad Charles: "Aren't you a little old to be wearing that dress?" (may be referring to how short her dress is instead of her age - can't remember!!)
Chandler's mum Nora: "Haven't you got a little too much penis to be wearing that dress?"
One that never fails to make me laugh is 'I talk about her all the time... DENISE!!!!!'
Also Chandler never failed to make me laugh.
Love the look on Phoebe's face later on
Phoebe: Denise said she wouldn't be back until December 26th
Rachel: December 26th, hmm (jokes) maybe she's Santa Claus!
It's when Phoebe laughs, then looks all serious that gets me.
Also when Ross and Phoebe are dating two people who used to be a couple they start having an argument. Can't remember what is said excatly but it ends like this:
Ross: She apologised for that, what more do you want?!
Phoebe: WE WANT THE LAST SIX YEARS BACK!!!
Ross: SO DO WE! SO DO WE!!!
Phoebe: Denise said she wouldn't be back until December 26th
Rachel: December 26th, hmm (jokes) maybe she's Santa Claus!
It's when Phoebe laughs, then looks all serious that gets me.
Also when Ross and Phoebe are dating two people who used to be a couple they start having an argument. Can't remember what is said excatly but it ends like this:
Ross: She apologised for that, what more do you want?!
Phoebe: WE WANT THE LAST SIX YEARS BACK!!!
Ross: SO DO WE! SO DO WE!!!
The line from the scene, where Joey goes to an audition and feels that he has to sleep with the casting director in order to get the part, and he makes a load of pasta sauce.
Joey has to dress up as a 19 year old for an audition. He enters the room dressed as what he thinks a 19 year old looks like.
Joey: Sup? Sup, dude. Chandler: Take whatever you want! Just please don't hurt me! Joey: See you're playing a little playstation, huh? That's wack. Playstation......is wack. Supwiththewackplaystation, sup!
C'mon, am I 19 or what?!? Chandler: Yes...on a scale from one to ten with ten being the dumbest a person could look, you are definitely a 19.
Hahaha Phoebe giving birth and refusing to deal with the doctor who looks really young (who is now Dr Hodgins in Bones!)
"Run along now!" Frank Jnr laughing cos she made him cry! Loved Frank Jnr and Alice. I think Phoebe should have had the spin off series not Joey. You could've done The Early Years with all her mad mates or one with Frank Jnr
Phoebe: My mum was killed by a drug dealer!
One of the friends (I can't remember which ): I thought your mum killed herself?
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer!
Comments
"well, Joey was born...then 27 years later, we were robbed!"
When Ross finds out Rachel is 'over him'- "when were you ever under me?":D
love that episode
and this bit:
monica: why didn't you keep another copy, keep it in a fireproof box and at least 10 metres away from the original??! (i can't remember the exact wording
phoebe: because... i'm normal!
*couch falls down the stairs*
Chandler: What did you mean when you said pivot?
Chandler: And a LEMON LIME.
Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Joey: And last but not least.
[Monica receives her gift]
Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
(Rachel having contractions)
Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Joey's speech for Chandler and Monica's wedding - We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. It is a love based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive."
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day!
One of my favourites - along with all those posted here - is when Monica says to Joey I think when he's building the big piece of furniture:
"whoa where you goin' in those pants... 1984?"
Monica: Of course it could be the college boy
Chandler: It's us- of COURSE it's the shovel killer
Monica: But would we feel any different, would we love it less?
Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him!
And when the penny drops: (approx!)
Monica: "Seems Erica didn't pay much attention in sex ed class".
Chandler: "The thing we sometimes do or the thing we NEVER do"
Monica: "The thing we NEVER do"
Chandler: "Shovelly Joe!"
Chandler's dad Charles: "Aren't you a little old to be wearing that dress?" (may be referring to how short her dress is instead of her age - can't remember!!)
Chandler's mum Nora: "Haven't you got a little too much penis to be wearing that dress?"
Classic!!
One that never fails to make me laugh is 'I talk about her all the time... DENISE!!!!!'
Also Chandler never failed to make me laugh.
Monica "I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past."
after seeing Rachel and Ross kissing outside the apartment.
Love the look on Phoebe's face later on
Phoebe: Denise said she wouldn't be back until December 26th
Rachel: December 26th, hmm (jokes) maybe she's Santa Claus!
It's when Phoebe laughs, then looks all serious that gets me.
Also when Ross and Phoebe are dating two people who used to be a couple they start having an argument. Can't remember what is said excatly but it ends like this:
Ross: She apologised for that, what more do you want?!
Phoebe: WE WANT THE LAST SIX YEARS BACK!!!
Ross: SO DO WE! SO DO WE!!!
she kinds does doesnt she
sorry not relevant just wanted to say that
and a quote
chandler and monica in the bedroom talking about going to paris
someones knocks on the door
chandler-its paris who knows we're here!?
and
i cant belive theyre going to have sex on my enagament night
chandler
somebody should
Haha I love that bit. Pheobe cracks me up
ross: from now on, the only one who will be enjoying my hands is me!
Chandler: 'Italy called and said it was hungry'
Joey: Sup? Sup, dude.
Chandler: Take whatever you want! Just please don't hurt me!
Joey: See you're playing a little playstation, huh? That's wack. Playstation......is wack. Supwiththewackplaystation, sup!
C'mon, am I 19 or what?!?
Chandler: Yes...on a scale from one to ten with ten being the dumbest a person could look, you are definitely a 19.
apon hearing Janice's voice in the hospital.
"Is that Janice..." Monica.
"I think so, unless there's two of them, and that mean the end of the world!"
LOL
Oh and I always remember this one.
Between Pheobe and her mum Pheobe.
"I was eighten years old..... You remember what it was like to be 18 don't you!"
"Yes, let's see, my mum had killed herself and my dad had run off, and I was living in a gremlin with a guy named cindy who talked to his hand..."
Ross: I want a couch that says: Kids welcome, but also says: come here to me...
Rachel: ...you say that to kids!?
"Run along now!" Frank Jnr laughing cos she made him cry! Loved Frank Jnr and Alice. I think Phoebe should have had the spin off series not Joey. You could've done The Early Years with all her mad mates or one with Frank Jnr
my sister is having my baby!
One of the friends (I can't remember which
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer!
Pheobe to the new girl: I'll give you a tip. Look out for that bitch
She won't ride it , covers it with a blanket and pretends it's been stolen.
Ross uncovers it.
Ross tells her that if the bike isn't used then it's spirit will die.
She pooh pooh's this theory and pretends it's a load of crap then when he leaves the room and she says to the bike 'please don't die'
Carole.
and: chandler's a girl!!!
woah kindergarten flashback