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Who Is The Shallowest, False and Most Insincere 'Celebrity' Thread

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Ninety per cent of them I suppose for starters - part and parcel of the game, but who is going to get the ball rolling on this one ?

First one - Brian Blessed.
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Novaman wrote: »
    Ninety per cent of them I suppose

    Missed off a 9.999 % (at least) there.

    Cilla Black is one of the very worst!
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    ValLambertValLambert Posts: 11,688
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    Two good ones.

    Christian Bale too.
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    alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    That woman that played Dorian in Birds of a Feather, I don't even know her name but I had the misfortune of being on the same train as her once - OMG she was so up herself, you'd have thought she was Dame Judi Dench, not some rubbish bit part actress.
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    Vodka_DrinkaVodka_Drinka Posts: 28,753
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    For me its got to be Cheryl Cole. Closely followed by Amanda Holden and Lorraine Kelly.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    That woman that played Dorian in Birds of a Feather, I don't even know her name but I had the misfortune of being on the same train as her once - OMG she was so up herself, you'd have thought she was Dame Judi Dench, not some rubbish bit part actress.

    A good friend of Paul O'Grady - No more needs to be said, as is Cilla Black and Gaby Roslin.
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    methodyguymethodyguy Posts: 6,044
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    For me its got to be Cheryl Cole. Closely followed by Amanda Holden and Lorraine Kelly.

    Awk I like Cheryl and Amanda can't stand Lorraine tho :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 968
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    Novaman wrote: »
    Ninety per cent of them I suppose for starters - part and parcel of the game, but who is going to get the ball rolling on this one ?

    First one - Brian Blessed.

    Am puzzled now, I've met him a few times and he has always been great!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    Am puzzled now, I've met him a few times and he has always been great!

    Was he sober ?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 171
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    Any celebrity who claims to love their hometown so very, very much but doesn't live there.

    For example Paul McCartney and Cilla Black.
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    BaffrobesBaffrobes Posts: 3,699
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    Robson fricking Green.
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Novaman wrote: »
    Was he sober ?

    Are you saying he's a notorious drunk?
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    clairescavysclairescavys Posts: 239
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    Suppose she counts as celebrity - I would say Paris Hilton. Just watching her on The Simple Life (or any other programme) trying to understand and follow a conversation is pretty painful. She comes across as really shallow and insincere to me.

    Otherwise, I would say Cilla Black and Paul Merton (my hubbie would kill me for saying Merton)! :-)
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    shya100shya100 Posts: 1,797
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    Any celebrity who claims to love their hometown so very, very much but doesn't live there.

    For example Paul McCartney and Cilla Black.

    Ah come one! Loads of people don't live in their hometowns not because they don't want to but because it makes sense to., or they have to, live somewhere else for work reasons. Or because their partner is from somewhere else, or they don't want to move thier children etc.

    Nothing wrong with leaving 'home'. I wouldn't put that on the list.
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    alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Suppose she counts as celebrity - I would say Paris Hilton. Just watching her on The Simple Life (or any other programme) trying to understand and follow a conversation is pretty painful. She comes across as really shallow and insincere to me.

    Otherwise, I would say Cilla Black and Paul Merton (my hubbie would kill me for saying Merton)! :-)
    Why Paul? I like him. Is he a bit of a knob then?
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    shya100shya100 Posts: 1,797
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    Why Paul? I like him. Is he a bit of a knob then?

    Oh god yes he is notorious for being a %$£&* in this private life.
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    Unigal07Unigal07 Posts: 22,326
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    I find Cheryl Cole to be very false and insincere.

    I would agree with whoever said Robson Green - don't warm to him at all.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    Any celebrity who claims to love their hometown so very, very much but doesn't live there.

    For example Paul McCartney and Cilla Black.

    And I have mentioned him several times now (sorry):

    The former drag queen who presents tea-time chat shows.

    The Liverpudlians hate him - and he told fibs in his autobiography.
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Jimmy Saville.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    Jimmy Saville.

    He had to turn up sometime.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    Are you saying he's a notorious drunk?

    No, he just gets very tired quickly, rude and has problems carryring back the cans from Threshers to his dressing room when he appears in panto;

    Thankfully he has the wall for support to help him back.

    Just put it down to it being the festive season and the excitement of dressing up as Widow Twanky (spelt correctly).
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    spotyspoty Posts: 11,195
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    Bruce Forsythe, what a letch.
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Although Brian Blessed has this image of being a big, inexhaustible fount of jovial bonhomie and good humour, I definitely recall reading something somewhere about him saying, "F*** off, you C**t!" to somebody-and meaning it, too!
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    alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Novaman wrote: »
    And I have mentioned him several times now (sorry):

    The former drag queen who presents tea-time chat shows.

    The Liverpudlians hate him - and he told fibs in his autobiography.
    What fibs did Paul O'Grady tell in his autobiography?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    The Pieman and other half:

    In fact, any mid-morning television presenter to save time.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,341
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    Any celebrity who claims to love their hometown so very, very much but doesn't live there.

    For example Paul McCartney and Cilla Black.

    A friends OH used to be on the crew of Blind Date and he swears blind that Cilla speaks with an upper middle class, home counties accent in private and only switches to OTT fake scouse when the camera comes on. He reckons she's as fake as a nine bob note.
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