Simon Cowell advises Cheryl Cole to rest after catching malaria.
Really Simon? What a nugget of amazing advice you have just given. I bet Cheryl was dying to start working 18 hour shifts again, but no no, now you've told her to rest, she'll surely do it.
So amazing is this piece of celebrity advice, DS have put it as their main article on the home page of the site. :rolleyes:
All the news these days is about the Kardashians, Bieber, Bachelor/Bachelorettes that I just can't bring myself to mock anymore
What happened to news on Jennifer Aniston, Norman Aniston (he was ill last I heard?), God help me the Gosselins etc .....come on DS Showbiz Reporter give us some material to work with
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From the Daily Mail....some nobody gets her nose pierced
Boy falls over
Some woman gets breast reduction.
Really Simon? What a nugget of amazing advice you have just given. I bet Cheryl was dying to start working 18 hour shifts again, but no no, now you've told her to rest, she'll surely do it.
So amazing is this piece of celebrity advice, DS have put it as their main article on the home page of the site. :rolleyes:
Stewart: 'My mother loves Twilight'
...:D :yawn::sleep:
Pope 'goes to Church a fair bit'
I bet that by now he forgot why
To be fair it wasn't just a haircut, as the latest update tells us
I'd probably commit suicide if I worked for DS. Copying banal stories from other news outlets must be the most depressing existence imaginable.
How about 'Get a haircut'.
What happened to news on Jennifer Aniston, Norman Aniston (he was ill last I heard?), God help me the Gosselins etc .....come on DS Showbiz Reporter give us some material to work with
Halle Berry: "I love being naked"
Pitt, Jolie 'love romantic date nights'
:yawn::yawn::sleep:
This is the most recent item I've been able to find about Norm, faithful friend and scourge of dodgy boyfriends
Hope he's still with us...
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a261540/justin-bieber-i-suffer-from-acne.html
Teenager has acne
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a261432/minaj-listens-to-beyonce-drake-on-ipod.html
someone has music on their ipod :eek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1303920/Thrifty-Megan-Fox-steals-stepson-Kassiuss-T-shirts-stomach-baring-look.html
Guess what? So do I and I shall be free after 11am if anyone wants to interview me
And whilst I'm at it, she doesn't weigh herself