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Jodie Marsh to become a tattoo artist

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http://press.discovery.com/uk/dmax/programs/jodie-marsh-tattoo-apprentice/

I just can't see this working out for Jodie. She'll probably get sued by some VJB!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,489
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    I hope she got a resonable pass in GCE art and spelling :D
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    Novaman wrote: »
    I hope she got a resonable pass in GCE art and spelling :D

    Didn't you know she got 65 GCSEs and 40 A levels?! :p
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    Rose Petals wrote: »
    Didn't you know she got 65 GCSEs and 40 A levels?! :p

    Really :eek:

    And then she woke up and realised it was all a lie and it was really Krusty that got them.

    :D:D:D:D
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    Maybe she could get hold of Lashes again to practise on- I wonder what happenend to his "Meat is Murder" twattoo.....
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    I bet she is practicing with the crayons and colouring book as we speak :D

    I expect that she will have all the Jeremy Kyle guests queuing at the parlour door before they appear on his show :eek:
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    fitnessqueen wrote: »
    Maybe she could get hold of Lashes again to practise on- I wonder what happenend to his "Meat is Murder" twattoo.....

    Poor Lashes. I bet he regretted that the day he got dumped by the lovely Jodie! ;)
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    Bejesus! Would you let Jodie within a mile of you with a knackered out biro never mind a tattoo inker?

    No. No sane person would.
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    OATZ MM wrote: »
    Bejesus! Would you let Jodie within a mile of you with a knackered out biro never mind a tattoo inker?

    No. No sane person would.

    Amy Winehouse possibly :D
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    Ah but is a strange sort of way I have missed the Marshmonster- we have been bogged down in an endless cycle of Price/Reid/Andre/Katona/Cole and now Chawner on here so a bit of fun from the Marsh camp will be welcome!

    Edit: or is that just me being odd :o
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    fitnessqueen wrote: »
    Ah but is a strange sort of way I have missed the Marshmonster- we have been bogged down in an endless cycle of Price/Reid/Katona/Cole and now Chawner on here so a bit of fun from the Marsh camp will be welcome!

    Edit: or is that just me being odd :o

    Marsh will only drag things down further!
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    Rose Petals wrote: »
    Marsh will only drag things down further!

    I thought she was a drag artist by her appearance :eek:
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    Novaman wrote: »
    I thought she was a drag artist by her appearance :eek:

    Yes - and considering she was so against Pete Burns, she now seems to be doing her best to morph into his slightly younger brother!!!! :p
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    Rose Petals wrote: »
    http://press.discovery.com/uk/dmax/programs/jodie-marsh-tattoo-apprentice/

    I just can't see this working out for Jodie. She'll probably get sued by some VJB!

    Poor the Jodes.

    She's a lawsuit in waiting.
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    OATZ MM wrote: »
    Poor the Jodes.

    She's a lawsuit in waiting.

    And a leaky red and blue Bic Biro.
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    Novaman wrote: »
    And a leaky red and blue Bic Biro.

    Just bung her a dried up felt tip and tell her go practice on some other BB degenerate!

    She'll love it!!
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    crystal_methcrystal_meth Posts: 8,379
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    Ewwwww..... her own tatts are bad enough without starting on other people. Jeez she walking bad publicity for herself.
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    crystal_meth wrote: »
    Ewwwww..... her own tatts are bad enough without starting on other people. Jeez she walking bad publicity for herself.

    Bu a brilliant one for skanky Essex nightclubs and desperate Honda-riding paps who probably smell worse than her on a Saturday night :D
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    fitnessqueen wrote: »
    Ah but is a strange sort of way I have missed the Marshmonster- we have been bogged down in an endless cycle of Price/Reid/Andre/Katona/Cole and now Chawner on here so a bit of fun from the Marsh camp will be welcome!

    Edit: or is that just me being odd :o

    No your not odd I couldn't agree more :) I have missed Marsh Monster.
    I bet she is fuming :cry: she hasn't been asked to go Brother All Stars.
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    poppy10 wrote: »
    No your not odd I couldn't agree more :) I have missed Marsh Monster.
    I bet she is fuming :cry: she hasn't been asked to go Brother All Stars.

    She said she'd go back and do BB again but they'd have to offer her £500,000! Poor Jodie, she's as deluded as ever!
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Is she still claiming to only be about 30??! :sleep:

    She resembles an ageing drag performer in all that slap.
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    what channel is the show going to be on?
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    JoTaylorJoTaylor Posts: 9,870
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    I wouldnt even trust her even if I was only having Jo tattooed on my arse.
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    Hankers R DSHankers R DS Posts: 590
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    Instead of spreading diseases via her snatch she now wants to do it via a tattoo needle. Classy.:eek:
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    Novaman wrote: »
    I hope she got a resonable pass in GCE art and spelling :D

    as opposed to you?
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    Hankers R DSHankers R DS Posts: 590
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    mrkester wrote: »
    as opposed to you?

    No as opposed to you,Are you the Marshmonsters one true deluded fan.:D
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