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The differences between oral sex for men and women

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    Elphie_LivesElphie_Lives Posts: 4,455
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    #77
    MAW wrote: »
    On my home planet, of course, this is a regular thing. We would never dream of probing anyone with an unfashionable pubic haircut:D

    Good we have to make sure standards are kept high.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    #78
    Đirona wrote: »
    sorry, don't tell me which one, i can't stand horror films since i had my kids

    Put them out of the room while you watch, if they scare you! :p:D
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    mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    sorry Dirona, dont click
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    stackmanstackman Posts: 710
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    Đirona wrote: »
    just make sure you brush your teeth afterwards

    or during to add a litle je ne sais quoi
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    HALibutt wrote: »
    Put them out of the room while you watch, if they scare you! :p:D

    :)

    i'm squeamish

    and i can't understand men who want to kiss you afterwards

    i mean pul-ease!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    #82
    Đirona wrote: »
    :)

    i'm squeamish

    and i can't understand men who want to kiss you afterwards

    i mean pul-ease!

    Bleurgh! :o:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    #83
    mathertron wrote: »
    sorry Dirona, dont click

    You absolute bugger - I won't be able to risk clicking on that now!!! :mad::cry:
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    Đirona wrote: »
    :)

    i'm squeamish

    and i can't understand men who want to kiss you afterwards

    i mean pul-ease!
    HALibutt wrote: »
    Bleurgh! :o:eek:

    :confused: Really!
    It does remind me of a pub joke, involving a swig of lager frothed up, dribbled, and the punchline 'kiss me darling'.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    #85
    mathertron wrote: »
    sorry Dirona, dont click


    Couldn't really work out what it was anyway! Oh well! :p
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    mathertron wrote: »
    sorry Dirona, dont click

    i have amazing will-power

    [and i'm too scared to]
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    mathertron wrote: »
    sorry Dirona, dont click

    That's pretty frightening:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    MAW wrote: »
    :confused: Really!
    It does remind me of a pub joke, involving a swig of lager frothed up, dribbled, and the punchline 'kiss me darling'.

    NICE! :eek::o
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    mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    HALibutt wrote: »
    Couldn't really work out what it was anyway! Oh well! :p

    I'm sure you can get the gist of the plot considering the thread we're in and the film title.

    :eek:
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    HALibutt wrote: »
    NICE! :eek::o

    An Australian told it to me. Uncouth bastard. Curiously, he's now a highly respected violin maker:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    mathertron wrote: »
    I'm sure you can get the gist of the plot considering the thread we're in and the film title.

    :eek:

    Nah, I think I'd rather NOT know. ;) WHOOSH!! :D
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    JoTaylorJoTaylor Posts: 9,870
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    Nest wrote: »
    mmmm ... oral sex ... *Homer type drooly*

    Ewww a batter beard!!!
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    mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    #93
    P_n_s
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    #94
    mathertron wrote: »
    P_n_s

    Eh? :confused:


    Sometimes I love this site. Sometimes it's GOOD TIMES. :p
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    mathertron wrote: »
    P_n_s

    Is the resemblance of that post to a 'fill in the missing letters' game intentional?;)
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    MAW wrote: »
    Is the resemblance of that post to a 'fill in the missing letters' game intentional?;)

    are we not allowed to type penis?
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    HALibutt wrote: »
    Eh? :confused:


    Sometimes I love this site. Sometimes it's GOOD TIMES. :p

    Was it a bump for Jo, or he was too shy to say 'Knob' on the forum:p
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    #98
    oh, we are
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    kingjeremykingjeremy Posts: 9,077
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    Ah it's Friday in general discussion, the place where legendary threads are born :D
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    Đirona wrote: »
    oh, we are

    Post Not Showing, but in Mathertron's case, there may be a deliberate pun going on.
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    hsellorshsellors Posts: 849
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    I'll have you know a lot goes into doing it on a male!

    I won't go into to graphic details but for instance, DT is quite a traumatic experience. I don't mind doing it on my partner but only on special ocassions because it makes me make those almost throwing up noises (can't think of the name?) anyway, not such an enjoyable experience for me!

    I was with a guy 3 years ago who literally had some crust, even right now thinking about it, it makes me want to be sick.

    And sometimes you can taste wee, but I spose men would have that problem too?

    As long as I am paid back for my labour I don't mind doing it all though :P
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