Cheer up dear Alfie. Or are you just trying to emulate dear Emma herself by having a little bit of a strop?
Hehehehehe!!!!! I think we need to settle down on our pee stained, slightly damp settee and watch our favourite family for an hour, this will reinvigorate the thread, and may even nudge calebolly into finishing the transcript!
They bloody well will get a third series. Didn't model Samantha mention on her Twitter some while ago that viewing figures between two episodes had increased by 513%?! You can't argue with public support like that.
The reason the Chawners have decided to retain (some, not all) their weight is purely for the show. They probably slim down between series then put it back on before filming commences again. Just a thought. They're probably having the last laugh on all of us.
And Emma isn't that big anymore. If she was a few inches taller and had Samantha's raven coloured mane, she wouldn't look too dissimilar to Gemma Arterton from behind, who let's face it, has been very lucky to not have been tarnished with the fat label by the press.
Where do you get your figures calebolly? That (fictitious) 'National Viewing Statistics Office' site?
You've really come to the end of the line now. If you truly believe what you write on here, then, I'm sorry to say, you seem very deluded and possibly in need of some help for your delusions. To say that Emma resembles Gemma Arterton is daft to say the least - and that's being kind. On the other hand, if you are taking the pi$$, it's past being amusing now. :mad:
Where do you get your figures calebolly? That (fictitious) 'National Viewing Statistics Office' site?
You've really come to the end of the line now. If you truly believe what you write on here, then, I'm sorry to say, you seem very deluded and possibly in need of some help for your delusions. To say that Emma resembles Gemma Arterton is daft to say the least - and that's being kind. On the other hand, if you are taking the pi$$, it's past being amusing now. :mad:
The thing that kills a thread more than anything is commenting on how good other people's posts are, rather than the subject in hand.
The thing that kills a thread more than anything is commenting on how good other people's posts are, rather than the subject in hand.
So goodbye.
No..your stupid comments are whats killing it....you are so obviously on a wind up or have migrated here from that hate thread.
You will not be missed so.....cheerio!!!
The thing that kills a thread more than anything is commenting on how good other people's posts are, rather than the subject in hand.
So goodbye.
Actually, it was all the other posters here who made the thread so funny. You were instrumental in it but only a small part. And everyone else delivered except you. You turned into a bit of a damp squib, Calebolly. Shame you let yourself down, and you were doing so well up to the imaginary transcript.
No..your stupid comments are whats killing it....you are so obviously on a wind up or have migrated here from that hate thread.
You will not be missed so.....cheerio!!!
Pass me a sausage and shove up on the pee-stained sofa will ya? It's nearly time for Chawnervision:)
I wonder which member of the family sent Emma a jealous text? My money's on Phil.
Actually, it was all the other posters here who made the thread so funny. You were instrumental in it but only a small part. And everyone else delivered except you. You turned into a bit of a damp squib, Calebolly. Shame you let yourself down, and you were doing so well up to the imaginary transcript.
Yes, the imaginary transcript along with vivid descriptions of the Chawners at home, when it was common knowledge they were all living it up in London, made a mockery of the whole thread. No-one else claims to have personal knowledge of the Chawners and most of us enjoy the Big Fat Challenge because it makes us realise
a)our weight problems are insignificant
b)our houses our reasonably tidy
c)our families are not completely dysfunctional
And the National Viewer's Statistics Office doesn't exist. Just like the interview with "Dr" Pam and Audrey - but a wittily written pastiche would have been amusing to read:)
Yes, the imaginary transcript along with vivid descriptions of the Chawners at home, when it was common knowledge they were all living it up in London, made a mockery of the whole thread. No-one else claims to have personal knowledge of the Chawners and most of us enjoy the Big Fat Challenge because it makes us realise
a)our weight problems are insignificant
b)our houses our reasonably tidy
c)our families are not completely dysfunctional
And the National Viewer's Statistics Office doesn't exist. Just like the interview with "Dr" Pam and Audrey - but a wittily written pastiche would have been amusing to read:)
Exactly. I'm sure you and the Chawnerites could have come up with a brilliant one. And delivered on time.
Pass me a sausage and shove up on the pee-stained sofa will ya? It's nearly time for Chawnervision:)
I wonder which member of the family sent Emma a jealous text? My money's on Phil.
Audrey's epilepsy has nothing to do with her weight, although it may be better controlled because the dosage of medication would be more effective if she was smaller. It's hard to judge with someone who is morbidly obese the exact amount of medication required. It is difficult to calculate because of the way it is metabolised in someone who has more than 30% fat.
Her asthma, again, would be less severe if she was a normal size. And Phil's diabetes and heart problems are almost certainly due to his excessive weight, I'd stake my salary on it.
I have severe asthma (brittle, life threatening depending on which label they feeling like using) the main problem for me is I am highly atopic and prone to serious exacerbations but I was refused DLA and haven't tried applying for it again despite being admitted 9 times with life threatening asthma attacks last year alone so I gather Audrey's asthma is quite severe. From looking at Audrey I think she has a huge problem with exercise tolerance due to her weight which gives rise to exercise induced asthma, losing weight should make a huge difference to her asthma additionally I know we joke about lack of housework but if she is allergic to house dust mites then that may also be contributing significantly to her symptoms.
I mean, obviously, get in touch with Aud and suggest you take over. I'm sure she'd be happy for a safe and reliable pair of hands like yours.
I will be contacting Audrey forthwith and suggesting that she uses me as her scribe and that her innermost secrets are in safe hands with me:) All her confidences will be treated with the utmost respect and reported to the Cult of Chawner for positive and constructive feedback.
Well, "lighter" is not exactly the right word, and this link is definitely NSFW if you share a cubicle with someone, but it does seem to prove that Audrey is capable of having a shower, thank you very much.
I have severe asthma (brittle, life threatening depending on which label they feeling like using) the main problem for me is I am highly atopic and prone to serious exacerbations but I was refused DLA and haven't tried applying for it again despite being admitted 9 times with life threatening asthma attacks last year alone so I gather Audrey's asthma is quite severe. From looking at Audrey I think she has a huge problem with exercise tolerance due to her weight which gives rise to exercise induced asthma, losing weight should make a huge difference to her asthma additionally I know we joke about lack of housework but if she is allergic to house dust mites then that may also be contributing significantly to her symptoms.
I doubt if Audrey has brittle asthma - I think her asthma problems are compounded by her psychosocial problems, as well as her morbid obesity - and if she has a housemite allergy, she may well also have an allergy to animal fur - though she was symptom free when she was with the horses, and little Jenny means the world to her.
I doubt if Audrey has brittle asthma - I think her asthma problems are compounded by her psychosocial problems, as well as her morbid obesity - and if she has a housemite allergy, she may well also have an allergy to animal fur - though she was symptom free when she was with the horses, and little Jenny means the world to her.
Yeah I didn't think Audrey was brittle, I think weight is contributing alot, I have a friend who is actually a brittle asthmatic who was obese but through dieting and gentle exercise has lost nearly 5 stone in about 18 months and her exercise tolerance has improved vastly though her asthma remains very severe due to other factors such as atopy, repeat pneumonia infections etc. She also has a dog who she is allergic to but has done wonders for her psychological wellbeing so there has to be a bit of a compromise.
I think Audrey's asthma could improve alot of she lost the weight and in general had a healthier lifestyle, my asthma specialist said that we have to look at patients holistically and look at everything going on in their lives not just their chest.
Well, "lighter" is not exactly the right word, and this link is definitely NSFW if you share a cubicle with someone, but it does seem to prove that Audrey is capable of having a shower, thank you very much.
Tsk, cubicles. Damn yanks we only get one poxy divider if we're lucky.
Lighten up everyone, after all its only a few hours until the delights of night-time Audrey Cam :eek:
I could do without the night-time Audrey cam to be honest.:D
The last time we were subject to footage of her and Phil tucked up in bed (after their therapy session that encouraged them to get jiggy:eek:) it made me feel like a sleazy voyeur. Fortunately they decided not to do as the therapist advised and have a bit of rumpy-pumpy, particularly as little Jenny was also tucked up in bed with the pair of them.
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Hehehehehe!!!!! I think we need to settle down on our pee stained, slightly damp settee and watch our favourite family for an hour, this will reinvigorate the thread, and may even nudge calebolly into finishing the transcript!
Where do you get your figures calebolly? That (fictitious) 'National Viewing Statistics Office' site?
You've really come to the end of the line now. If you truly believe what you write on here, then, I'm sorry to say, you seem very deluded and possibly in need of some help for your delusions. To say that Emma resembles Gemma Arterton is daft to say the least - and that's being kind. On the other hand, if you are taking the pi$$, it's past being amusing now. :mad:
The thing that kills a thread more than anything is commenting on how good other people's posts are, rather than the subject in hand.
So goodbye.
No..your stupid comments are whats killing it....you are so obviously on a wind up or have migrated here from that hate thread.
You will not be missed so.....cheerio!!!
Actually, it was all the other posters here who made the thread so funny. You were instrumental in it but only a small part. And everyone else delivered except you. You turned into a bit of a damp squib, Calebolly. Shame
I wonder which member of the family sent Emma a jealous text? My money's on Phil.
Good? Your posts?
Mwwwahahahahah......:D
Cheeribye. Hope you and Aud will be happy on the 'wee' sofa!
Though it could be Sam, as she must have been well peed off having to look after those two rays of sunshine!
a)our weight problems are insignificant
b)our houses our reasonably tidy
c)our families are not completely dysfunctional
And the National Viewer's Statistics Office doesn't exist. Just like the interview with "Dr" Pam and Audrey - but a wittily written pastiche would have been amusing to read:)
Exactly. I'm sure you and the Chawnerites could have come up with a brilliant one. And delivered on time.
passes Alfie a sossage
whats this about a text???
Oh DO!!!
I mean, obviously, get in touch with Aud and suggest you take over. I'm sure she'd be happy for a safe and reliable pair of hands like yours.
I have severe asthma (brittle, life threatening depending on which label they feeling like using) the main problem for me is I am highly atopic and prone to serious exacerbations but I was refused DLA and haven't tried applying for it again despite being admitted 9 times with life threatening asthma attacks last year alone so I gather Audrey's asthma is quite severe. From looking at Audrey I think she has a huge problem with exercise tolerance due to her weight which gives rise to exercise induced asthma, losing weight should make a huge difference to her asthma additionally I know we joke about lack of housework but if she is allergic to house dust mites then that may also be contributing significantly to her symptoms.
Well, "lighter" is not exactly the right word, and this link is definitely NSFW if you share a cubicle with someone, but it does seem to prove that Audrey is capable of having a shower, thank you very much.
Yeah I didn't think Audrey was brittle, I think weight is contributing alot, I have a friend who is actually a brittle asthmatic who was obese but through dieting and gentle exercise has lost nearly 5 stone in about 18 months and her exercise tolerance has improved vastly though her asthma remains very severe due to other factors such as atopy, repeat pneumonia infections etc. She also has a dog who she is allergic to but has done wonders for her psychological wellbeing so there has to be a bit of a compromise.
I think Audrey's asthma could improve alot of she lost the weight and in general had a healthier lifestyle, my asthma specialist said that we have to look at patients holistically and look at everything going on in their lives not just their chest.
**Flounces out of the room** **Comes back, throws chipolatas at crowd, runs away again**
Tsk, cubicles. Damn yanks we only get one poxy divider if we're lucky.
The last time we were subject to footage of her and Phil tucked up in bed (after their therapy session that encouraged them to get jiggy:eek:) it made me feel like a sleazy voyeur. Fortunately they decided not to do as the therapist advised and have a bit of rumpy-pumpy, particularly as little Jenny was also tucked up in bed with the pair of them.