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Nicolo's review on xfactor single
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Remember Nicolo Festa, the bitchy Italian hipster who was cruelly booted out after the first live edition of The X Factor? Well he’s taken over Vice Singles Club this week. I don’t know whether to worry about him after reading these. The Grinderman review is particularly perverse and after his review of the new X Factor charity song, I can’t imagine Simon Cowell will be calling him back for The X Factor tour. Anyway, thanks Nicolo! You’re a funny guy who ****ing hates modern pop.
Over to Nicolo:
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OLLY MURS
Thinking of Me
Epic
Olly Murs, aka human equivalent of Snow White’s Dopey has struck again. In this video a he plays a singer, a footballer, a dancer, and acrobat and an ice-cream man. In his next videos we’ll see him picking up daisies, then horse riding blindfolded, and the next day his autobiography will be sitting at the till at HMV. Dear Mr Murs, please decide what you want to be already. Do one thing, try to do it well, and please let that not be music. Because one Jason Mraz is enough.
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THE X FACTOR: THE FINALISTS 2010
Heroes
Syco
The world has been waiting with bated breath for THE moment of the year. Forget the Grammys, the Oscars and the Jubilee; The X Factor charity single is out. I really don’t know what to say. Personally I find the whole thing ignominious and I’d expect the Thin White Duke to chop his balls off after hearing it. However, the gun pointed at my balls right now though is telling me that I thoroughly enjoyed it. So yeah… I’m undecided.
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More to find here: http://www.viceland.com/music/2010/11/x-factors-nicolo-reviews-the-singles/
And his hilarious twitteraccount : @nico1o
Interesting take on Paije's leaving :
Preposterous. We've known whos leaving since 5
I kinda like this guy
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I don't think he's bitter - he was equally uncomplimentary about the show when he was still in it!:p
I tend to agree. I was quite pleased to see him out so quickly.
Love the dig at Olly.
Me either.
He auditoned for the show he purports to have so little regard for. He was a rubbish singer, should never have gotten through to the lives, in my opinion of course.
"the gun pointed at my balls right now though is telling me that I thoroughly enjoyed it." Hahahaha!